Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

burning sensation, burning urination, dick, discomfort, genital discomfort, genital infection, genital issue, health concern, Medical advice, medical diagnosis, medical help, medical question, Minecraft, Pain, penis infection, penis problem, Server, sexual health, Trouble, urinary issue, urinary tract infection, Urology, uti, yeast infection

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

AzurCraft Server – /alg/ #6468

152mm CL gun, 254mm CA gun, 410mm BB gun, Admiral Nakhimov, alg, Alsace Memory, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, azur lane, AzurCraft, Baker of Heart into Sweets, Bayard, Centaur augments, CN Tierlist, Daisen, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, F8F Float Plane, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hai Tien skin, Halford, La-9 Fighter, leipzig, Lore, Napoli, Pledge of the Radiant Court rerun, PR Research Data, PR7 gear, pvp guide, Scylla ASMR, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, VIT-2 alt, wichita meta, Wiki

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to bake your heart into sweets like Hai Tien, sail the seas with Admiral Nakhimov and Napoli, and battle it out with the outrageous gear like the La-9 Fighter and F8F Float Plane. But that’s not all, we also have ASMR sessions with Scylla and Golden Hind, and even a Pledge of the Radiant Court rerun for all you adventure seekers out there. Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose it when the game updates – and trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

backdoored, Blockchain, blockchain technology, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency mining, cryptocurrency security, cryptography, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, ETH miners, Ethereum development, Ethereum inventor, Ethereum network, Ethereum protocol, hash function, Minecraft, proof of stake, Proof of Work, Server, smart contracts, Vitalik Buterin

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, ETH miners have no power! That’s right, they don’t even exist! Instead, we have magical unicorns mining blocks with their rainbow horns.

But wait, there’s more! Our hash function is so backdoored, it’s like a secret passage to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. You’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

RaidersOfCaboDelgado

ABDUCTED, Africa, Cabo Delgado, child marriage, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, extremists, Forced marriages, gender-based violence, Girls, human rights abuses, Minors, NGOs, Northern Mozambique, RaidersOfCaboDelgado, rape, sexual violence, Terrorism, violence, weapon

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be fightin’ extremists in northern Mozambique! We out here stoppin’ forced marriages and savin’ girls from gettin’ abducted and forced to marry these wack extremist groups. It’s like a real life superhero mission, but in Minecraft! So come on and join the fight, we need all the help we can get to save these poor girls and take down those baddies! Let’s do this, gamers! 🦸‍♂️🎮 #SaveTheGirls #StopTheExtremists #MinecraftHeroes

CraftySeniors24

Aging population, Awareness, CraftySeniors24, data analysis, Elderly, health, Healthcare, INCREASE, Medical research, pandemic, Prevention, public health, risky behavior, safe sex, senior care, senior citizens, senior health, Seniors, sexually transmitted diseases, statistics, STDs

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7662	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Once upon a time there was a server called Storytime SMP, where Minecraft dreams come true…or do they?

Boss Battles, called.., Character, Discord, dreams, Events, Grief Prevention, Homes, Items, Lore, Minecraft, past, Plugins, PvE, Region, Roleplay, rules, secret, Server, smp, Staff, Storyline, storytime, Support, Time, true…or, vanilla feeling, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6733
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Storytime SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/shiverdarkhistory/">Server</a>

Hello, and WELCOME to the Storytime SMP!

What is the server about? The Storytime SMP is focused mainly on role-playing, although it is not a requirement. On this server, you can make your own character lore, as well as an overarching storyline to keep everyone involved and having fun!

The server is also Java, AND Bedrock cross-play! So that means you can play with ANY of your friends! We also provide a ton of support in case your friends are not able to join!

We also will be hosting TONS of fun events to keep you entertained! Our Goal is to push out Once a Week PVE Events so that players could obtain Special Items, AND find out More about the Storytimes Secret Past Through fun boss Battles and Events!

We also have Great Staff for Each Region, to ensure that Nobody Cheats, Steals, or Griefs you! They are incredible at their job and Constantly Responds to reports!

On The Storytime SMP, We Tried to make it as Vanilla Feeling as Possible, So We limited the amount of plugins that Actually Interfere with Gameplay! So you won’t be constantly being hit with annoying server-sided stuff that ruins the game. The most that will limit your Gameplay that we have, is Grief Prevention, to allow players to keep their items and homes safe.

How to join?

Its simple!! Just go to our Website and get Redirected to our discord! Be sure to check out our Rules before you play <3

http://www.storytimesmp.com

If the website does not work, feel free to add me on discord “tyzixp” and I’ll send you an invite!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with my friends who use Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, there are weekly PVE events for players to participate in.
How can I ensure my items and home are safe on the server?	The server has Grief Prevention plugins in place to help players keep their items and homes safe.
What should I do if I encounter a cheater or griefer on the server?	Contact the server staff for each region, who are dedicated to handling such situations.

Bpdaddy’s Crafty Server

borderline personality disorder, Bpdaddy, Bpdaddys, children, coping strategies, Crafty, DADDY, Diagnosis, emotions, family, Fatherhood, fathering with bpd, man with bpd, mental health, mental illness, parenting, relationships, self-care, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9662	Love Letters Sent:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where even a man with BPD can become a daddy! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through crazy challenges and build epic structures. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated pet pig named Mr. Snuffles. So come on, join us and let your inner daddy shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Basketball, Bonding, Communication, Competition, Connection, Disappointment, encouragement, family, generation gap, GrampsCraft, grandchildren, Grandfather, grandson, love, Marty, Minecraft, missed shot, relationship, Server, sports, Support, teamwork

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server was being chased by a pack of creepers when suddenly, out of nowhere, their grandson Marty logged on and saved the day with a perfectly timed arrow shot. It was a moment of pure Minecraft magic that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you ever need a break from all the action, you can relax in our virtual hot tub and sip on some virtual lemonade.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Your grandson Marty is counting on you to make the shot this time!

GrannyCraft Inheritance Split

Communication, DEBT, Emotional support, emotions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial struggles, generational wealth, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, medication, MONEY, parents, personal finance, relationship, SPLIT, Support

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and inheritance drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like in this crazy story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?

With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!

PoliCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, anger, Apathy, Corruption, current political climate, Democracy, Disappointment, Division, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of progress, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, partisanship, polarization, PoliCraft, power struggle, public trust, Server, transparency

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.

So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBedroomAntics

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing weirder than the blocky landscapes is the crazy adventures you’ll have with your fellow players! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual encounters in a virtual world where anything is possible. From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as sexy creepers, the possibilities are endless! So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13 for the kids!

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