Urethane Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	319
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	8236

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Potions Brewed:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	6980	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1827
Treasure Maps Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	107642

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	379155	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

Attack, battle, Bridge.., Claims, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Damage, Destroyed, Destruction, Government, Infrastructure, international news, investigation, key bridge, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, ReBuilding, SECURITY, Transportation, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4526	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3726	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!

PixelPanic: Brain Battle

adhd, amygdala, antisocial behavior, anxiety, battle, behavioral differences, Brain, brain imaging, brain regions, depression, emotional processing, gender differences, mental disorders, mental health, mood disorders, neuroimaging, neuroscience, PixelPanic, psychiatric conditions, research study, sex differences, sex-specific, thalamus

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

come join our minecraft server, where the amygdala is the key to building the best houses and the thalamus is where you find all the rare diamonds! forget about depression and antisocial behavior, because here you’ll be too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers to even think about being sad. and ladies, don’t worry about anxiety and ADHD, because on this server, the thalamus is your ticket to becoming the ultimate warrior princess! so come on, join us and let’s explore this crazy world together!

BlockBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Banners, BlockBag, blue archive, Bounties, Chihiro, Commissions, Events, From Opera 0068 with Love, Grand Assault, guides, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mine, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, sena, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a giant armored chicken in a quest to save the world from certain doom. But wait, there’s a twist – you have to do it while wearing a hot spring outfit! Only on our server will you find such ridiculous challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil pandas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. It’s a race against time to see who can collect the most loot before the pandas escape!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!