Urban Minecraft Servers

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  • Bursting Gunsmith Cats Minecraft Server

    Bursting Gunsmith Cats Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our server where we take you back to the 90’s in Chicago – but with a Minecraft twist!

    Picture this: you’re walking down the virtual streets of Chicago, but instead of cars and skyscrapers, you see pixelated buildings and creepers lurking around every corner. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! We have special events where you can participate in virtual gang wars, pixelated pizza parties, and even go on quests to find the legendary deep dish diamond. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the 90’s Chicago like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky virtual mobsters – they’re always up to no good. See you there, player!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crunk Minecraft SMP

    Crunk Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where movies get crunk with the music! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the ground starts shaking and a giant disco ball drops from the sky, blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t even get me started on our epic movie nights where we watch films that sync up perfectly with the music playing in the background. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that will have you laughing, dancing, and mining like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

    Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

    Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to be effortlessly cool! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses and leather jackets. 2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ skeleton spinning the tunes. 3. Our community is so chill that even the Ender Dragon hangs out with us on weekends, sharing stories of his epic battles. 4. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, because why not add a little thrill to your mining adventures? 5. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance better than any player.

    So come join us and be effortlessly cool in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

    Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP