urbadkid Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky LOLz

blocky, controversial statements, Countries, culture, current events, czech republic, Diversity, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, Globalization, Globohomo, humor, LGBTQ, lmao, lolz, Poland, Political Correctness, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, turbo mode

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

BooblessCraft: Where chests are for storage, not cleavage

Appearance, Asexual, attractiveness, BMI, body image, BooblessCraft, Boobs, bras, chests, cleavage, clothing, discomfort, fat, flat chest, hate, hourglass shape, jiggling, mental health, modesty, SIZE, societal norms, Storage

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server! Are you tired of dealing with uncomfortable boobs that just get in the way of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to those pesky chesticles!

On our server, you can roam free without the burden of boobs weighing you down. No more worrying about finding the perfect bra or dealing with the discomfort of jiggling fat sacs. Embrace the sleek look of a flat chest and enjoy the freedom of movement like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with amazing adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound freedom from boobs.

So why wait? Join our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server today and experience the joy of gaming without the hassle of boobs. Who needs ’em anyway? Let’s game on, chest-free warriors!

LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures

Adventures, Bethany, Bethany.marie, Breach, Celebrity, Content Creator, controversy, Crafty, Drama, expose, gossip, influencer, internet, investigation, Leaks.., LeakyTikTokers, privacy, Rumors, scandal, social media, speculation, tictoker, trending, viral

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	542
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Bethany.marie’s latest TikTok? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to build your own empire, slay dragons with your bare hands, and party with unicorns in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your friends, and our mods are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

1. WTF, anger, annoyance, blocky, confusion, disbelief, emotional response, expletive, Expression, Frustration, Outburst, Profanity, reaction, Shenanigans, shock, Surprise, swear word, vulgar language, what the fuck

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	93	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Crafty Phat Shack

1. Phat, 10. Thick thighs, 11. Bubble butt, 12. Voluptuous, 13. Plump, 14. Seductive, 15. Full figured, 16. Thick hips, 17. Round, 18. Sensual, 19. Chubby, 2. Femboi, 20. Buxom., 3. Ass, 4. Thick, 5. Booty, 6. Curvy, 7. Big, 8. Juicy, 9. Sexy, Crafty, phát, Shack

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	New Chunks Explored:	139871
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

amwf, Anime, asian, BLONDE, blue eyed, Diversity, dreams, fetishization, fetishizing, hentai, interracial, Manga, Minecraft, objectification, Pathetic, pixelated, Race, relationships, representation, Server, sexual fantasy, Stereotypes, Ultimate, White, wish fulfillment

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magic Items Found:	1788
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

(Audio), asmr, ASMRCraft, best, blocks, calming, fair, Galore, LISTENED, meditation, mindfulness, Mining, never does it again, Peaceful, Relaxation, Sleep, sleep aid, soothing, sound therapy, stress relief, tingles, triggers, UNFAIR, whispering

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1657	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

Crafting Chaos: GTA Edition

action, Adventure, bros, Chaos, console gaming, Crafting, digital escapade, Edition, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming buddies, gaming session, grand theft auto, GTA, gta online, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, online interaction, teamwork, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3373
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Picture this: you’re wandering through the enchanted forest when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig to escape them.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers throwing a party. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil llama bandits. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!

CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

accusations, anti-semitism, ANTISEMITE, comparison, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutinMC, Diplomacy, Europe, extremism, Government, History, hitler, international relations, lolz, Politics, president, putin, rant, Statements, Ukraine, world leaders, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crops Grown:	8398
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮