upsetting Minecraft Servers

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  • GFsParentsMadMC

    GFsParentsMadMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in safety first! Just like how we made sure that little girl was safe in her booster seat, we make sure all our players are protected from creepers and zombies at all times!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and protect it from any unwanted intruders. Our server is so safe, even grandparents will approve!

    Don’t be like the angry father-in-law who couldn’t handle a simple booster seat installation, join our server and let us handle all the tough stuff for you. Plus, we promise no family drama like in this story, unless you count the epic battles between players for the best loot!

    So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew safety could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadDefenseCraft

    DadDefenseCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise no family fights, just fun and games!

    Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like this player who found solace in our server after a heated argument with their family. They were able to escape the tension and enjoy building and exploring in peace.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server today and leave all the real-life conflicts at the door. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and leave the real world behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyChickFails

    CraftyChickFails

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than a group of dancing chickens. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that.

    So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

    Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!

    2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:

    – Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!

    – Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!

    – Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.

    – And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!

    – Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?

    So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!

    CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where John Cena is the reigning champion and creepers are his loyal minions. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness epic battles between WWE superstars and Minecraft mobs. Who will come out on top? Will Cena finally meet his match in the form of a sneaky Enderman? The possibilities are endless on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest crossover event in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PangaeaEarth: Where Minecraft dinosaurs roam Semi-Bland Vanilla Land! PVP encouraged but bring your own tea. Join our little towny! #NoDinosAllowed

    PangaeaEarth: Where Minecraft dinosaurs roam Semi-Bland Vanilla Land! PVP encouraged but bring your own tea. Join our little towny! #NoDinosAllowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    PangaeaEarth Overview

    Description A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map
    Map Size Approximately 4k by 4.5k
    Claiming System Towny
    Player Type Targeted towards casual, building players with systems for PvP

    With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, you are welcome to join PangaeaEarth!
    What type of map does PangaeaEarth have? PangaeaEarth has a Pangaea map with dimensions of approximately 4k by 4.5k.
    Is there a claiming system on the server? Yes, the server uses the Towny claiming system for players to protect their builds.
    What type of players is PangaeaEarth targeted towards? The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JamesCraft: Where Creepers Explain Themselves

    JamesCraft: Where Creepers Explain Themselves

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, lovingly dubbed “What the f*ck Queen,” is a place where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale,” where players have to construct a castle using only pink wool and slime blocks.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t forget about our infamous “Troll Tuesdays,” where players can prank each other with exploding sheep and invisible blocks.

    So why join “What the f*ck Queen” Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a tutu and a top hat? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Redverse server Minecraft

    Redverse server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    mc.redverse.net

    mc.redverse.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP