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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 985 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
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But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
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