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Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

Country, Crafty, Edition, hair status, McCraftface, your country, your hair status

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ores Mined:	9674
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Potions Brewed:	196	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8643	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

awkwardness, blocks, communication difficulties, confusion, emotional intelligence, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, ODDITY, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Social Interaction, Social Skills, strange person, StrangeCraft, Understanding, UNIQUENESS, unite, weirdos, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

anger, annoyance, banter, Blockhead, communication breakdown, Conflict, confrontational, confusion, disagreement, Frustration, Irritation, Issues, misunderstanding, perplexed, puzzled, Tension, whats their problem

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9253	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

animal husbandry, Animals, biblical prophecy, BROWN, cattle, color, contradiction, CowabungaCraft, Cows, divine intervention, Endless, Farming, Fun, HERD, kikes prophecy, Livestock, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, zero red cows

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3772
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

appstore, blocks, Clear All Cathy, countdown, Current Extractions, Edgar Family Butler Ishmael, Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu, Ego, Endless, FAQs, General guide, google play, Heathcliff, LCG, Library of Ruina, limbus company, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, memes, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Lake, Mirror of the Wuthering, MirrorClock OrangeRoad, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 3, season 4, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ores Mined:	7348	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!