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Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Towns Built:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	138

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	424	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like a melting pot of Minecraft enthusiasts from all corners of the world! We’ve got players from the North Pole building igloos, players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines, and even players from Atlantis building underwater castles! Join us for a truly global Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Martian or two!

Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	4799
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Pool Party Edition, where you can dive into a virtual world filled with AI madness and VTuber shenanigans.

Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!

Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.

Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.

But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!

CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3167

Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Votes:	4011
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Star Shards Collected:	249	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!