uprofit trader – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SisNoWedding4U
Apology, cutting her out, disagreement, family dinner, family drama, Fiance, financial independence, Honesty, LOVE OF MY LIFE, opinionated, overreacted, provider, rocky relationship, Sensitive, Settling, SisNoWedding4U, sister, tearing the family apart, Wedding, wedding day
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly prohibited unless it’s in-game drama over who stole whose diamonds!
Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can invite or uninvite your virtual siblings based on their opinions about your pixelated partner’s mining skills.
Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to witness the epic showdown between you and your sister over who gets to wear the diamond armor on the big day.
Don’t worry about tearing the family apart, because here, everyone is just a blocky character trying to survive and thrive in the world of pixels. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and maybe even reconcile with our virtual siblings in the most epic Minecraft server ever!

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ChunkyCraft SMP
Binge Eating, body image issues, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, emotional trauma, genetics, hormonal imbalances, lack of exercise, lack of portion control, lack of sleep, medical conditions, medication side effects, poor diet choices, sedentary lifestyle, slow metabolism, smp, stress eating, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain, weight loss resistance, yo-yo dieting
OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the most lit place ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even does that? And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless (most of the time).
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts (spoiler alert: they’re actually just villagers in costume). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken jousting arena where players ride on chickens and battle it out with feathered swords. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly lose 10 pounds and gain superhuman strength. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

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LowPayCraft
economic injustice, exploitation of labor, job salary discrepancies, low income jobs, low paying careers, low paying jobs, low salary jobs, low wage jobs, low wages, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, poorly compensated jobs, salary disparity, underpaid employees, underpaid occupations, underpaid workers, undervalued professions, unfair compensation, wage discrimination, wage gap, wage inequality
Are you tired of working for peanuts in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a professional dirt digger and get paid even less! But hey, at least you get to do it in a pixelated world where the dirt is always perfectly square.
But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional tree puncher? That’s right, you can spend hours punching trees just to make some measly coins that are only good for buying virtual snacks at our virtual vending machines.
And if that’s not enticing enough, how about becoming a professional sheep shearer? You can spend your days chasing after sheep and shearing their wool, only to sell it for a fraction of what it’s actually worth. But hey, at least you’ll have a never-ending supply of wool sweaters in the game!
So come join our Minecraft server where the jobs pay surprisingly low for what they do, but the laughs and good times are priceless. Who needs real money when you can have virtual fun, am I right?

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CraftyCaptiveMC Server
Altered, Appearances, CraftyCaptiveMC, Hamas, hostages, long tail tag, Release, Report, Server
so like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story about hamas altering hostages’ appearances before releasing them. like, imagine logging on and seeing villagers with crazy hair colors and funky outfits, all because they got “altered” by hamas. it’s like a whole new level of customization, ya know? join our server for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it! come join the fun and see what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server. it’s gonna be a blast, fo sho!

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KurskCraft: No More Troops!
Armistice, Asia, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern front, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, korean war, Kursk Front, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, north korean, Politics, Retreat, soviet union, Troops, War, withdraw
come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean troops are withdrawing from the kursk front after getting wrecked by a bunch of noobs with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we got pigs flying, chickens dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. build your own empire and rule over the land with an iron fist, or maybe just chill and make some pixel art. either way, you won’t be bored on this server. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a secret portal to the nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and ghasts for days. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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Block Out Lights – Revived
Automotive Industry, automotive trends, black-out lights, BLOCK, bright lights, car accessories, car culture, car customization, car design, car modifications, driving trends, lights, modern car lights, night driving, Nostalgia, retro style, REVIVED, road safety, Safety, trend, vehicle lighting, vintage cars, VISIBILITY
come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with lights so bright, you’ll think you’re driving in the middle of the day even at night! but wait, there’s more! we also have black-out lights for those who want to bring back the trend of feeling like a secret agent while driving in the dark. imagine sneaking around in your car with only your black-out lights on, feeling like a total badass. join us now for the ultimate thrill ride in minecraft!

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Crops of the Future Server
2080, agriculture, Chickpeas, climate change, crops, environmental impact, food production, Future, future trends, global warming, Hummus, Marmalade, okra, oranges, predictions, scientists, Server, soybeans, supermarket shelves, Tofu, top crops, uk
join dis minecraft server if u wanna see a wild future where da UK be growin oranges and chickpeas like nobody’s business. imagine walkin thru da virtual world and seein fields of okra stretchin as far as da eye can see. u can even make ur own hummus and tofu right in da game, no need to go to da store. da climate change in dis server be off da charts, but in a fun way. come join us and experience a taste of da future, where marmalade be flowin like water and soybeans be da new currency. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see what da future holds for us!

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CookiesWorld server minecraft
CookiesWorld, Minecraft, Server
CookiesWorld – Copy Reallyworld! Where can you enjoy the game!
mc.cookies-world.ru

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CoronaCraft Survival

170 members, 4 years old, Community Based, Community Projects, Content-creator friendly, CoronaCraft, Diverse, Events, Giveaways, Grief Prevention, new season, Perks, Plugins, Roles, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server Uptime, shopping, Survival, Technical player friendly, theft prevention, voice chat

CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Features
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel

If you would like to play with us, check out our website here or join our discord here. We hope to see you on!

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is provided once you join our community. You can find more information on our website or discord.

Q: Can I join if I am new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels on our server. Our community is friendly and willing to help newcomers.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules are outlined on our website and discord.

Q: How can I become a donor and receive server perks?

A: Information on becoming a donor and receiving server perks can be found on our website or by contacting our staff on discord.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1
1.20.1, Anime, Asian cotton, Bitch, blunder, Difference, dumb, Egregious, error, factual errors, Fallacy, ignorant, Inaccuracy, Incorrect, Kingdoms, Lost, Manga, Misconception, Misinformation, mistake, misunderstanding, upland cotton, wrong
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a cotton candy dream come true!
We got upland cotton, Asian cotton, heck, we even got rainbow cotton that makes your character fart rainbows!
If you’re tired of boring servers with no cotton variety, come join us where the cotton is as diverse as the anime characters who don’t know their cotton facts!
Don’t be a dumb bitch like that one in the post, come join us and let’s get crazy with cotton in Minecraft!

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