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HitlerCraft: Not Your Average HR Meeting

AITAH, Average, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, discrimination, Employer, Eviction, gassing, Hitler sympathiser, HitlerCraft, Housing, injustice, intolerance, Jewish, Job, Meeting, prejudice, racism, RETALIATION, roommate, threat, violence

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	135	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

With our server, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and explore endless lands filled with hidden treasures. And hey, if you happen to run into a player who thinks Hitler did the right thing, just block them and move on – no need to pack your virtual bags and leave!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s guaranteed to make you forget about real-life troubles. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of this wild story – minus the real-life consequences, of course.

SummitCraft: Biden vs China

Asia-Pacific, biden, China, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global leadership, Indo-Pacific, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, military power, political influence, regional cooperation, security challenges, strategic alliances, summit, SummitCraft, Testing, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

lol imagine if china was actually testing us in minecraft lol like they keep sending creepers and zombies to our base and we gotta defend it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor lol like bro we gotta join this server and show china who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest base ever and taking down their evil mobs with our epic skills and teamwork lol like biden said we gotta stick together and show china we ain’t afraid of their minecraft shenanigans lol so come join us on this epic server and let’s show china who’s the real minecraft masters lol #minecraftdiplomacy #chinachallenge #bidenminecraftboss

Kirsche’s Craze Minecraft Server

Backlash, cancel culture, controversy, CRAZE, entertainment industry, fanbase, internet culture, internet drama, JOKE, JP VTuber, Kirsche fan, Kirsches, Minecraft, Online Community, online fandom, online outrage, Server, social media, tweet, unironic, viral tweet, Virtual idol, virtual personality, Vtuber

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Kirsche fans out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous jokes and crazy adventures. We promise you won’t be crucified for having a sense of humor here (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchantments Applied:	265	Potions Brewed:	97
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	516
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Animals Bred:	194
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	6456
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!