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TVDeal4MinecraftSMP

aew, Broadcast, BROKE, Business, Company, contract, DEADLINE, discussion, Entertainment, financial troubles, Industry, Media, Négotiation, negotiations, opportunity, Partnership, Secure, television, TV deal, TVDeal4MinecraftSMP, wrestling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Emeralds Found:	2131
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our fearless leader had only four months to secure a TV deal for AEW, but the only company he was in discussion with was absolutely broke. So, where did they go for help? That’s right, they turned to our wacky SMP for guidance! Join us and help secure TV deals for wrestling companies while building epic structures and battling mobs like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground wrestling ring where creepers and skeletons duke it out for the title of champion! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyInLawClash Minecraft Server

Communication, compromise, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyInLawClash, Cultural differences, family, in-laws, love, Marriage, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, patriarchal norms, relationships, Religion, Respect, Self Respect, Server, setting boundaries, sexist, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can control your every move? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing controlling you is your own creativity!

Join us and build your dream world, where you can set your own boundaries and live life on your own terms. No more patriarchal norms or religious restrictions here – unless, of course, you want to build a cathedral in the sky!

Immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can be whoever you want to be, without judgment or interference. Who needs a husband who can’t stand up for you when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to support you?

So come on over and let loose on our server – because in this world, the only thing you’re married to is your own imagination! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Crops Grown:	9563
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Star Shards Collected:	276	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	12

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	116	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mines Excavated:	4745	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Towns Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Farms Harvested:	184
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!