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EconomySMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchantments Applied:	261
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	New Chunks Explored:	134889
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

play.chaoticmc.net

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Votes:	5919

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9767
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no