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WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2992
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	8798	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2542	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

Bath, CraftyChill, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, Sleep, smp, stress relief, Therapy, Time management, unwind

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4584
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	511	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

BlockyLove

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, biggest turnoff, BlockyLove, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, Girls, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Negativity, poor hygiene, poor listening skills, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!