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Why Aren’t There Many Female Kemono Artists? Minecraft SMP

#artistic talent, arent, art community., artists, Diversity, female, female animators, female artists, Female Characters, female creators, female designers, female empowerment, female illustrators, female representation, gender disparity, japanese art, Kaeritai07, Kemono, kemono art, Minecraft, smp, underrepresented, women in art, Ziroro326

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	274	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to find the elusive female kemono artists! We’ve heard rumors of their incredible building skills and pixel art prowess, but they are as rare as diamonds in this game.

Join us on this wild adventure as we scour the lands in search of these mythical creatures. Who knows, maybe we’ll stumble upon a hidden village where they all reside, creating masterpieces that will blow your mind.

But beware, not everyone is friendly towards kemono artists. There are trolls and griefers lurking around every corner, ready to sabotage our quest. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this crazy world.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary female kemono artist in the Minecraft universe!

RegretfulRemakesMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Disappointment, do-over, film industry, Flop, Hollywood, letdown, made, movie remake, Never, Nostalgia, original, Reboot, redo, regret, RegretfulRemakesMC, Revamp, smp, Unnecessary, Unoriginal, wish

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7325	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	297

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where we have recreated every single movie remake ever made in block form! From the disastrous Ghostbusters remake to the cringe-worthy Lion King remake, we’ve got it all! Join us for a hilarious journey through the world of blocky movie remakes and see if you can survive the insanity! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden block in the server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all movie remakes are actually good! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

DailyBlockFun

consistent behavior, daily activities, daily commitment, daily consistency, daily devotion, daily discipline, daily grind, daily habits, daily persistence, daily practice, daily regimen, daily ritual, daily routine, daily schedule, daily tasks, daily tradition, DailyBlockFun, everyday life, habits

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	758
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Towns Built:	9	Ores Mined:	7181
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens every time you log on! Forget boring old routines, on our server you’ll never know what wacky adventure awaits you next. From riding pigs into battle against evil villagers to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyCIAAgent Minecraft Server

#covert operations, abuse of power, Abused, CIA scandal, CraftyCIAAgent, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, drugged, Exploitation, Former CIA officer, global scandal, government corruption, human rights violation, illegal activities, international crimes, justice for victims, Manipulation, Minecraft, misconduct, multiple countries, Server, sexual abuse, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ores Mined:	7670	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Emeralds Found:	9357	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our minecraft server where former CIA officer turned minecraft pro is building a secret spy base to take over the world! he’s got a secret underground lab where he experiments on unsuspecting players, turning them into mutant creatures with super powers! join now to be a part of his evil plan to dominate the minecraft universe and become a powerful minion in his army of chaos! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! don’t miss out on the fun and madness, join now!

XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Defib Pads Everywhere

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5030
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	59
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	4308
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?