New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • NoGuns4AfD

    NoGuns4AfD
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 9022
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Dimension Hops: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

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    so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

    Blowjob-Proof Minecraft
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2383
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

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    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

    PhasedCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3611
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

    AnimeAddict Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 2475
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

    Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 3323
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 414
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Royal Courts Attended: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

    With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

    Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

    ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3347
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

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    Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

    Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

    So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TidyCraft Minecraft Server

    TidyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 6355
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Runes Activated: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Star Shards Collected: 66
    Villages Defended: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 60 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

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    Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeenCashCraft

    TeenCashCraft
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 2278
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

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    Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPistolProtestors

    PixelPistolProtestors
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 305
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3245 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SongTitleHatersMC

    SongTitleHatersMC
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2108
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

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    are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

    imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

    we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

    plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

    so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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