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Ethereal Sky Realms 1.20.6

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Void Gems Collected:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled universe where unicorns fart glitter and creepers wear tutus.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until you pee your pants.

We’ve got custom mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and mini-games that will make you scream “I’ll be up your butt bro, homo” in the chat.

So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

Adventure, Ancient, blocks, bratwurst, Craft, culture, discovery, Epic, Europe, Experience, Exploration, folklore, germania, History, Immersive, Journey, Legends, Live your myth, mythical beings, Mythology, storytelling, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	281

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventures, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, fear, global rules, Hiatus, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Tread, twitch, twitter, VOD, Who

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Crafty Manga Mania

Adventure, Anime, comics, Crafty, creativity, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, Fiction, Fun, graphic novels, hobby, imagination, Japanese culture, leisure, Manga, Mania, Otaku, popular culture, Read, Relaxation, storytelling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Items Found:	2968
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7395	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

Alliance, cavemen, Commitment, Congress, current events, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, GrugCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, policy, Politics, Public Pledge, Senator Grug, social media, Speech, Support, twitter, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8989	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

4koma, Ako, Banners, Binah, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Fun, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Minecraft, News, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, serving, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	455
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7044	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, Combat Skills, comedy, FANTASY, Gods, Hero, isekai, Journey, light novel, madness, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, OTHERWORLDLY, Powerful, Protagonist, Rivalry, Supernatural, Tsuki Ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu, Tsukis, world-building

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	8544
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	New Chunks Explored:	18355

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!