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NiggaCraft: Germanic Bitch

Bitch, colloquial, Communication, culture, dialect, ethnicity, Expression, Germanic, getting germanic, Hip Hop, Hold On, Language, Music, nigga, NiggaCraft, Rap, Slang, this bitch, up in this hoe, Urban, vernacular, watchu saying

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Emeralds Found:	5489	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	42	Runes Activated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3329	Void Armor Forged:	11

Yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, it’s like we’re throwing a Germanic party up in here! We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re trading diamonds for dirt blocks like it’s the new currency. So if you wanna join the craziest, most Germanic Minecraft server out there, come on over and let’s get this party started!

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, drone attack, DroneCraft, Fatalities, hurt, injured, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ores Mined:	1342	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	560846
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	551
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

pixelmon.asdfjkllgaming.com

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

athenalegacy.mclan.ru

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	9441
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	745	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9784	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Emeralds Found:	289
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	3613	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	214
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.