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GoreCraft SMP: No NSFL, Just Fun!

Boundaries, community guidelines, CONTENT WARNING, explicit, Fun, Gore, GoreCraft, graphic, internet culture, Moderation, NSFL, NSFW, Online Community, porn, reddit, Safety, Sensitive, smp, social media, tagging system, trigger warning, user experience, user feedback

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9869
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!

FlirtCraft101

attraction, Body language, Communication, Confidence, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating coach, Dating strategies, dating tips, FlirtCraft101, FLIRTING, flirting techniques, flirting tips, improve flirting skills, long tail tags, love advice, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, mining away in solitude with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is the ultimate flirting training ground!

Join us and learn the art of seduction in the virtual world. We have special pick-up lines that will make any creeper blush, and our players are experts at wooing Endermen with their smooth moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a zombie, things could get messy.

So come on over and level up your flirting game, because on our server, love is always in the air (along with a healthy dose of pixelated chaos).

DecoyCraft Minecraft Server

Blogger, CAMOUFLAGE, Deception, DecoyCraft, defense tactics, inflatable decoys, intelligence, military deception, military decoys, military innovation, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military tactics analysis, military technology, military-news, Minecraft, russia, Russia conflict, Server, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, war strategy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Farms Harvested:	467
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	7015

Lol join this server and you can outsmart your enemies like Ukrainian soldiers did to Russia with inflatable decoys! Build a decoy base and trick your friends into attacking it while you sneak up and steal all their diamonds! Become a master of deception and conquer the Minecraft world with your inflatable army! Plus, our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Doom and the elusive Creeper Unicorn! Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianCraft- AirplaneMayhem

aggression, Air Force, aircraft, AirplaneMayhem, Attack, Conflict, Damage, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military Action, RETALIATION, russia, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	195	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine be straight up destroying Russian planes left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and tanks. Join us and be part of the chaos, build your own army of pixelated warriors and take down your enemies in the most epic battles ever seen in the Minecraft world. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this crazy virtual war zone!

NoRulesJustBlocks

AUTHORITY, Boundaries, code of conduct, Commandments, compliance, discipline, do not break the rules, Ethics, follow, Guidelines, law, LIMITATIONS, moral code, NoRulesJustBlocks, obey, Order, Principles, regulations, restrictions, rule, rules

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Towns Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.

we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?

PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, EAT-Lancet Commission, eco-friendly diet, environmental conservation, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, Gamers, Gassy, global dietary emissions, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, over-consume, planetary health diet, PlanetEATLancet, Reduce, reduce greenhouse gases, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable living

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mines Excavated:	1391
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

anarchy server, build projects, Community, Discord, games, Griefers, hackers, invite, Job, Join, Mature Community, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Prosperous, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Strictly

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration
Community	Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential
Discord	All members must join the Discord server linked below

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server?	We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Anons, Assertiveness, Breaking Rules, Civilization, crime, crimepill, cringe, CringeCraft, DOMINANCE, feminine nature, good thief, Leeching, masculine trade, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Scrapping, Server, Skills, theft, true men, Whining, winning strategy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

code compilation, coding process, CompileTimeCraze, computer science, critical thinking, developer productivity, development process, efficiency, good thing, long compile times, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, software performance, software testing, technical challenges, Time management

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8691

Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	9833	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Animals Bred:	81
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.