#Unwell MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

ingredients, confusion, Birthday, #unwell, celebrate

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

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Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

sisters, health, Support, love, 1.20.4

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

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Sickmas Minecraft Server

Sickmas, sister-in-law, supermarket, wreath-making event, hyper-vigilant

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!

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Chuddy Minecraft SMP Vibe

smp, Mind, confusion, chuddy, unexplained

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens, or getting pranked by our resident prankster who loves to fill your house with llamas.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pumpkin helmet!

So if you’re feeling chuddy and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a server that’s anything but normal. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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Sick Gamer’s Minecraft Server

unable to play, Feeling unwell, sick, Server, Gaming

Are you tired of being too sick to play video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing properties that will cure you instantly! Just log on and watch your illness disappear as you build, mine, and fight your way to victory!

Join us and experience the most epic battles with our custom mobs, including flying pigs and dancing creepers. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking sheep who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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SickHubbySurvival Minecraft Server

Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, self-care, septic gallbladder, trigger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking care of sick husbands is a thing of the past! Sick of dealing with a grumpy partner when they’re under the weather? Join us and never worry about it again!

Our server is the perfect place for those who have had enough of being treated poorly while trying to help out a sick loved one. We understand the struggle of dealing with a nasty SOB when they’re feeling down, which is why we offer a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without the stress of taking care of someone who doesn’t appreciate it. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who know the struggle and are here to support you in your quest for peace and tranquility.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of caring for a sick husband. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

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This Is Not A Drill Minecraft SMP

Boomers, retirement planning, baby boomers, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, Financial Advice

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a group of wild boomers who are selling everything they can get their hands on! From enchanted diamond swords to rare blocks of cheese, you never know what these crazy boomers will try to sell next. Join now for a chance to haggle with them and see what kind of wacky deals you can make. Who knows, you might even walk away with a pet llama named Gertrude or a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today and get ready to SELL SELL SELL!

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Crafty Tlatoani Minecraft Server

multiplayer, Minecraft, long tail tag, #youtube, discussion

Are you tired of playing on overcrowded Minecraft servers with noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s practically a VIP club for elite gamers only.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built underwater cities with functioning farms and automated contraptions that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best underwater raves on Saturday nights.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic PvP battles. If you can defeat them in combat, they’ll teach you their ancient martial arts techniques and grant you access to their hidden bamboo forest base.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Gandalf the Grey, who can summon lightning storms and cast powerful spells to protect the server from griefers and trolls. He’s also been known to host epic fireworks displays on special occasions, so you better bring your sunglasses.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave.

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Perfect Movie Scene Minecraft SMP

award winning, Cinema, film buffs, perfect movie scene, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. That’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level here.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs, even if it means launching themselves at unsuspecting players in a kamikaze attack.

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has been known to turn entire villages into giant cake sculptures overnight. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Dark MAGA Minecraft Server

Dark, Server, nationalism, dark maga, Hate Speech

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because “Dark MAGA” is here to shake things up! This server is like no other, where you can build your own MAGA tower and defend it from evil mobs with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

Join us on “Dark MAGA” for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie politicians, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with MAGA hats! Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join “Dark MAGA” today and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a MAGA hat!

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