unwatchable movies – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SwanCraft: Where Teal Feathers and Diamond Blocks Collide!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Teal Swan is the ultimate ruler and her cat is her trusty sidekick.
Explore unique biomes like the Selfie Forest, where clean-shaven, fine-looking chicks roam free, taking selfies with their feline friends. But beware, the cat may judge your selfie skills!
Join us for epic quests to uncover the secrets of Teal Swan’s power and maybe even unlock the ability to communicate with cats. Who knows, you might even become the next chosen one to rule over this wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your best selfie game and cat treats.

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CommieCraft: Where we mine diamonds, not overthrow governments! #TrotskyWho
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera!
We have factions fighting over who gets to control the enchanted forest, players forming secret alliances to overthrow the ruling class, and even a rumor that Trotsky himself has risen from the dead to lead a revolution against the mods!
So if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where politics, power struggles, and diamond theft are all part of the game, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server and have your own epic tale to tell about how you conquered the virtual world.

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XboxExodusCraft: Where we mine diamonds while the devs ditch Xbox!
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Are you tired of being left in the dust by those pesky developers on Xbox? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our developers are like the Avengers of the gaming world, always there to save the day and keep the fun going. So why waste your time with those other servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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JesusCraft: Where Creepers meet their maker and players meet their match!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll have the chance to meet Jesus himself! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend, all hanging out in our virtual world. Imagine the epic quests you can go on with Jesus by your side, turning water into wine and walking on water like it’s no big deal.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is the epitome of unadulterated kino. What does that mean, you ask? It means you’ll be experiencing the most epic, action-packed, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a miracle or two. Who knows, you might even become best friends with Jesus himself.

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Gay Cure Land: Where Countries are So Kino They Cure Your Homosexuality
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Join our Minecraft server and experience a transformation like no other! Just like visiting Switzerland, but without the expensive plane ticket. Our server will turn you from a faggot into a heterosexual chad in no time! Explore our virtual Zurich and watch as your Minecraft character’s sexuality changes before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

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ParentalRageCraft: Where you can escape to a world where your parents can’t ruin your fun!
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Are you tired of your parents constantly ruining your life with their rules and restrictions? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of games and adventures that will make you forget all about your lame parents.
On our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil mobs, build extravagant mansions that would make even the richest players jealous, and even embark on quests to uncover hidden treasures. And the best part? Your parents can’t tell you what to do here!
So why waste your time dealing with your parents’ nonsense when you can join our server and live your best virtual life? Say goodbye to boring family dinners and hello to endless fun and excitement. Join us now and let the games begin!

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Man Up and Mine for Diamonds
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Are you tired of being a wimpy little block-builder in Minecraft? Do you want to prove your bravery and fight for your virtual country? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground for hardcore players who are ready to man up and show their true warrior spirit.
Join us and experience epic battles, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans as you fight for glory and honor. From building massive fortresses to leading your army into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to show the world what you’re made of. Join us now and become a true Minecraft warrior!

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Minefast – Where Sonic the Hedgehog Mines for Gold Rings!
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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all the land – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we dive into the world of Sonic and discuss everything from the Year of Shadow to leaked Sonic Toy Parties.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive trailers for the Knuckles Series, announcements for Sonic the Hedgehog 3, and even a Fang the Hunter comic coming out soon. Plus, don’t miss out on our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet – it’s a must-see for any true Sonic fan.
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a booru full of Sonic comic scans, an OC info archive, and a Pixel World where you can build your very own Sonic-themed creations. So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic – it’s gonna be a blast!

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Wolfy Spice Mine
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Join our Minecraft server and become part of a world where Holo the wise wolf reigns supreme! She will guide you through epic quests and challenges, using her mystical powers to help you conquer all obstacles. Plus, rumor has it that she can even summon diamond blocks with a flick of her tail!
But beware, Holo is not the only magical creature in this realm. You’ll encounter talking cows, flying pigs, and even dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Holo is waiting for you to prove yourself worthy of her wisdom and join her pack of fearless Minecraft warriors.

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Crafty McCraftface: What Would You Do?
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mysteries and absurdities never end! Join us if you want to uncover the ultimate secret of who “she” is – and if you figure it out, well, let’s just say there’s a special reward waiting for you. And no, it’s not just a pat on the back.
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, if you want to know who “she” is, you better be ready to bring your A-game – and maybe a spare pair of pants.

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