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shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Divine Spears Created:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	6155
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	704715	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
New Chunks Explored:	798289	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.