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Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the server with his impeccable sense of direction (spoiler alert: he has no sense of direction).

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cake, where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the evil unicorns who guard the enchanted diamond mines – they have a taste for player’s souls (and cake).

Want to build a house? Well, good luck finding a spot because our server is constantly shifting and changing, thanks to the mischievous gnomes who love to rearrange everything when you’re not looking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Just remember, don’t feed the talking pig after midnight.