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CraftyLaughsMC

belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, Comical, CraftyLaughsMC, funny joke, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, jokester, Laughter, one liner, prank, Puns, rib-tickling, side-splitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	1321	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a non-stop laughter fest as our hilarious players tell the funniest jokes you’ve ever heard. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of comedic chaos will ensue on our server. So come on down and join the funniest Minecraft server around – because life’s too short to not laugh your block off!

ThailandCraft: Infectious Edition

Contagious, DETECTION, Edition, epidemiology, global health, Healthcare, infectious, Medical research, mpox, mutation, new strain, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, spread, thailand, ThailandCraft, third continent, travel restrictions, variant, Virus

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	6874

omg u guys, dis server is like, sooo lit, u gotta join bc we got da most infectious mpox variant in Thailand, like wut even is dat? but it sounds cool so join now before it reaches da third continent and takes over da world, u gotta be part of dis madness, it’s gonna be epic! Join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft server ever, trust me u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat, just join and have fun! #mpoxmadness #jointhefun #crazyminecraftserver

ParentalSilenceCraft

children, Communication, dad, family, family communication, family dynamics, family relationships, family structure, Family Values, Father, Gender Roles, love, mom, Mother, ParentalSilenceCraft, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, role models, upbringing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3037	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.

PotionParks: Meds & Mobs

anti inflammatory, anticonvulsants, antidepressants, Antimicrobials, conservation efforts, contamination, diabetes drugs, england, England’s National Parks, Environmental, health, lipid regulators, meds, mobs, national parks, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, pollution control, PotionParks, Rivers, study, water quality, widespread

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1921	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we be poppin’ pills like it’s candy! We got all the pharmaceuticals you could ever want, straight from England’s National Parks!

Imagine mining for diamonds while high on antidepressants, fighting off creepers with anticonvulsants, or building epic structures with antimicrobials! And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles fueled by anti-inflammatory drugs – it’s gonna be LIT!

Join now and experience the ultimate high in Minecraft – just watch out for the side effects, like uncontrollable building sprees and a sudden urge to mine for hours on end. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Get ready to shift some BYTES on Boomer SMP – the secret vanilla server for adults only!

Adults, boomer, BUILD, Bytes, collaborate, Community, creativity, Discord, Economy, Griefing, hermitcraft, ingenuity, innovate, Minecraft, mini blocks, player heads, Ready, rules, Scicraft, secret, Server, Shift, Shops, smp, Technical, Vanilla, voice chat, Web map

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Buildings Constructed:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

ByteShift SMP Overview

Server Name	ByteShift SMP
Description	A Minecraft server where creativity meets technical ingenuity
Features
Community Events	Player-driven events like scavenger hunts, PvP tournaments, collaborative build projects

Frequently Asked Questions

What Makes ByteShift SMP Unique?

ByteShift SMP is a place where you can truly express your creativity and technical skills. Some unique features include:

No Griefing: Your creations are protected
Custom Carpet Rules for diverse farm setups
Barter Economy for player-driven economy
Web Map for tracking builds and explorations
Discord Integration for seamless community connection

Who Can Join?

We’re looking for mature, creative players who want to be part of a vibrant and friendly community. Primarily for players aged 18+, exceptions can be made for younger players who demonstrate maturity.

How to Join?

Whitelist applications are open now! Apply through our Discord server in the whitelist-application channel.

IndiasBestMinecraftServer

amazing, celebration, Champions, Cricket, EXCITEMENT, historic win, Incredible, India, IndiasBestMinecraftServer, Let’s go, national pride, passionate fans, pride, proud moment, sports, success, team india, triumph, unforgettable moment, Victory, winning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because you’re about to enter a world of pure chaos and hilarity on our server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you dad jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking out dubstep beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let’s fucking go!

FalcomCraft SMP – #1971

Alternate Saga, Development, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, FalcomCraft, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Leaks.., localization, Mods, nordics, Original soundtrack, pre-patched translations, saves, smp, The Legend of Heroes, The Oath in Felghana, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, undub patches, Ys Memoire, Ys vs. Trails in the Sky, Ys X

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got more leaks than a sinking ship and more translations than a UN conference. Preorder our digital exclusive Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- soundtrack and get ready to battle it out in Ys X: Nordics, where the only language spoken is French! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now before the world ends in 49127109134 days!

DadCraft: No Aisle Walk!

Aisle, alcoholism, broken promises, childhood trauma, DadCraft, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, financial pressure, forgiveness, instability, parental roles, parental support, reconciliation, religious beliefs, Therapy, traditional values, unwavering support, walk, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ores Mined:	2977	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate weddings in a whole new way!

Imagine this: instead of your dad walking you down the aisle, you can have a llama in a tuxedo lead the way! That’s right, we offer llama escorts for the bride! Who needs a dad when you have a stylish llama by your side?

But wait, there’s more! If your in-laws are being difficult and threatening to withdraw financial support, we have a solution for that too. Just invite our resident wizard to the wedding and watch as he turns your in-laws into chickens! Problem solved!

So, forget about tradition and embrace the wackiness on our server. Join now for a wedding experience like no other! Who needs a dad when you have llamas and wizards, am I right?

TearjerkerTunesMC SMP

bittersweet ballads, emotional ballads, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreaking melodies, heartrending hits, melancholic tunes, melancholy music, moving melodies, poignant music, sad songs, sentimental tunes, smp, sorrowful songs, soul-stirring songs, tear-inducing tunes, tearful tracks, tearjerker tunes, TearjerkerTunesMC, touching tracks, weepy music

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	816	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mines Excavated:	3476	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing that makes you cry is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only thing that will make you cry is the sheer beauty of our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane builds you’ve ever seen.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry (in a good way, of course), then come join us on our server and let the tears of joy flow! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so emotional?

SquareVsRoundCraft

Aesthetics, Analysis, Architecture, comparison, culture, design, Dimensions, Diversity, Earth, Environment, Geometry, Mathematics, objects, Perception, perspective, PHYSICS., round objects, shapes, square objects, SquareVsRoundCraft, Symmetry

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	4814
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age-old debate of square vs. round objects is finally settled! Join us as we explore the vast world of Minecraft and discover the truth behind this pressing question.

Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to finding the answer to this mind-boggling mystery. We have square pigs, round cows, and even triangular chickens roaming our pixelated landscape. Who knows what other bizarre shapes you’ll encounter on your journey?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure that will reveal the ultimate truth about square vs. round objects. Will you be the one to uncover this ancient secret and claim the title of Shape Master?

So come on, join us on our wacky adventure and let’s settle this debate once and for all! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of shape-shifting surprises?