LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1353	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

VolticMc

Army, Battles, Community, Competition, Custom Enchants, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, harvester hoes, minecraft server, multiplayer, open beta, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Roleplay, strategy, Survival, unique adventures, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Towns Built:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Explore unique Army adventures!

Features:

Engage in epic battles with Custom Enchants! Harvest resources like never before with Harvester Hoes! Immerse yourself in the heat of Faction Wars! Open Beta Launching: June1st, 2024!

Embark on your Factions journey!

volticmc.org

SMP: The Server Where Even the Villagers Are Alinea Fans!

Alinea, anvil, base game, charged silk touch, cooperative server, curse of inexperience, custom expansion, enchantment limit, enchantment polish, enchantment system, enchantment variants, Fans, Hoover, Immersive, Modification, orb booster, overpowered books, planter, Plasmo Voice, Resources, Server, Settlements, smp, Ukrainian national anthem, vanilla client, veggie skewers, villagers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	3849	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Alinea

Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.21 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features that feel like they could have been in the base game. We provide a whitelist for added protection of your builds, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more. Our server focuses on a cooperative atmosphere, with no PvP unless all players consent. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!

THIS IS A VANILLA+ SMP – YOU CAN JOIN WITH A VANILLA CLIENT AND USE ALL FEATURES EXCEPT PROXIMITY VOICE CHAT

You can join our SMP by applying to our whitelist. Go to #whitelist-application on our Discord server to start an application. There will be an interview followed by a review of the rules. See you on the other side!

Feature spotlight

Proximity Voice Chat	Use Plasmo Voice Chat to talk to your friends and neighbours in-game!
Food Skewers	Try out some of our new foods, including the beloved veggie skewers!
Extra Records	Sing along to the Ukrainian national anthem, or any of the other new discs in the game!
Unstable Enchantments	Try our unique unstable enchantments for a different gameplay experience.
Whitelist	All of your builds are safely protected behind a whitelist.

Other features

No commands or claims – commands ruin the immersion, and are annoying to learn.
Custom enchantments – extra enchantments – but also curses. (More info)
Wholesome community – Minecraft is meant to be played cooperatively.
No PvP – unless consent was given by all players involved.
Various rebalances – to make various playstyles equally viable. (More info)

Rules

Alinea is a cooperative server with a focus on a positive community. Feel free to enjoy the game while being respectful to others. Check an updated summary of the rules on our website. Various settlements on the server might agree to some additional rules amongst themselves.

Unstable enchantments

Alinea has a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. Enjoy experimenting with unstable enchantments for added gameplay challenges.

Custom enchantments

Discover and utilize a variety of custom enchantments available on Alinea’s server without the need for any modifications.

How do I get whitelisted?

To get whitelisted, join our Discord server via discord.alinea.gg, and find our way to #whitelist-application to start an application. There will be a short interview process as well as a review of the rules. See you on the other side!

Minecraft server: DJT’s JapCraft #3495

Archive, Daily Japanese Thread, DJT, DJTs, eceleb discussions, English, Guide, insults, japanese, Japanese speakers, JapCraft, language learning, learning method, Lust, Minecraft, older threads, Politics, reddit posts, Server, study, study Japanese, Thread, translation requests

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	241159
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, where you can learn Japanese while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where speaking Japanese is the key to survival. Need help translating that mysterious block of text? We’ve got you covered with our language learning thread that will have you speaking like a pro in no time.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted textbooks that will boost your language skills to unimaginable levels. Will you be brave enough to conquer it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a master of both Minecraft and Japanese language! Trust us, it’ll be an experience you’ll never forget.

PixelPervs Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, cyberbullying, digital communication, Discord, explicit content, explicit material, harmful behavior, harmful content, illegal activity, Inappropriate Behavior, internet safety, law enforcement, Minecraft, Minors, online grooming, online predators, online safety, parental supervision, PixelPervs, sending pornography, Server, social media, underage

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as sending pornography to minors on Discord? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as twisted as a jungle vine. Who needs reality when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild? Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

DadWorkCancelled – Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, dad, DadWorkCancelled, depression, emotional outburst, family, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving back home, parental expectations, Plans, reconciliation, sacrifice, Server, sibling relationships, sister, stress, Tantrum, tradition, undergrad, work

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Towns Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your sister’s tantrums and your dad’s canceled dinner plans.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so you’ll feel right at home.

Forget about real-life stress and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. Who needs family dinners when you can feast on virtual cake and explore endless worlds?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your sister may have ripped her heart out to move back home, but you can rip apart blocks and build your own kingdom here. Let’s craft away the drama and have a blast together!

KidCraftNoWork

career choices, child rearing, Communication, Decision making, emotional reactions, Family Matters, Financial Security, flexible work, future goals, future planning, INDEPENDENCE, KidCraftNoWork, long-term plans, parenting, Partnership, personal values, relationship, stay at home mom, support system, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dimension Hops:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Buildings Constructed:	47	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect castle!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – whether that’s a fearless warrior battling monsters or a peaceful farmer tending to your crops. No judgment here!

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what life throws at you. Need a break from your relationship woes? Come hang out with us and let’s mine some diamonds together!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s create a world where the only drama is creeper explosions!

NoClout Minecraft Server

buzzworthy, Celebrities, Entertainment, fads, fashion, gossip, hype, influencers, internet, Mainstream, memes, Minecraft, movies, Music, NoClout, pop culture, Popular, Server, social media, trending, trends, tv shows, viral

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Towns Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Star Shards Collected:	83	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you cool kids out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may not speak English, but they sure know how to build an epic castle!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Can you defeat the Blocktopus and claim your title as the ultimate builder?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

CraftyTimeTravel

ancient civilizations, CraftyTimeTravel, Exploration, historical adventures, historical eras, historical experiences, Historical landmarks, historical periods, historical places, historical sites, historical time periods, historical tourism, History, past events, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel adventures, time travel destinations, time travel dreams, time travel fantasies

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Ever wanted to time travel without leaving the comfort of your own home? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and travel back in time to any period in history you desire. Want to hang out with dinosaurs? Done. Feel like partying with ancient Egyptians? Easy peasy. How about chilling with cavemen or exploring the Wild West? We’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are always up for a good time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a gang of mischievous leprechauns. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest time-traveling adventure of your life! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a pickaxe and a sense of humor?

BribeCraft Minecraft Server

allegations, BribeCraft, bribery, Corruption, criminal charges, Defense, dismissal, Ethics, FIRED, general, Government, high-ranking, internal affairs, investigation, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, russia, Russian, scandal, SECURITY, Server, top official

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so, like, imagine this: the top russian general got fired because he was caught accepting diamonds from creepers as bribes. like, what a scandal, right? but now he’s starting his own minecraft server and he’s promising to give all players a diamond block just for joining. apparently, he’s trying to make up for his mistakes by spreading the wealth in the virtual world. so if you wanna be part of this crazy story and get free diamonds, come join the server now! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness some explosive deals with creepers firsthand. it’s gonna be a blast!

WheatWarriorsMC

Conflict Resolution, Crisis Support, emergency relief, food assistance, food security, FOREIGN AID, gaza, Gaza relief, Global cooperation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international assistance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Ukraine, Ukraine Gaza Relations, ukraine news, Wheat Donation, wheat flour, Wheat Supply, WheatWarriorsMC

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where Ukraine delivers 1,000 tonnes of wheat flour to Gaza every day! like, bro, that’s some next level humanitarian aid right there. Join our server and help us transport all that flour using minecarts and pigs with saddles. We even have a special quest where you have to build a giant bread factory to feed all the hungry players. Plus, there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

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