Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mines Excavated:	1625	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Villages Defended:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6571	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Buildings Constructed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Farms Harvested:	888	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	18004

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Towns Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Star Shards Collected:	221	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	8031	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

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