unorthoblocks smp recap Minecraft Servers

unorthoblocks smp recap Minecraft Servers

  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 9361
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! The player danced the night away with skeletons and zombies until the sun came up. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding cows. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DiaperDutyDenied

    DiaperDutyDenied
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 875
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

    So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

    NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 735
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ores Mined: 2162 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2574 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NotCheatingButCrafting

    NotCheatingButCrafting
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1378
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • CloudySoulzMC

    CloudySoulzMC
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 5934
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 New Chunks Explored: 616965
    Gods Slained: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

    Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

    LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 6727
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 1073
    Towns Built: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 162 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

    our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

    forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

    Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6394
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 476890
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    CanopyMC Server

    About We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
    Server Settings Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
    What We Offer
    • Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary
    • Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel
    • Dynamic Map – View builds in real time
    • New Hats – Custom hats for players
    • Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements
    • Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone
    • Community Builds – Collaborative projects

    Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

    Information:

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is the server modded?

    A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

    Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

    A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

    Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

    A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

    SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 2349
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

    ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 3884
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • ShowerCraft26

    ShowerCraft26
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 5641
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
    Dimension Hops: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

    Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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