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CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5953
Enchantments Applied:	152	Living Statues Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	50096	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6354	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

aggression, American, Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Diplomacy, force, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, major strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, Politics, reconsidering, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Show of force, strike, Tension

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

Coronavirus Family, coronaviruses, developed, Disease, Edition, flu, Immune Activator, immunity, immunization, infection, medical breakthrough, nasal, Nasal Sprays, Pan-coronavirus, Potential Vaccine, Protect, public health, respiratory illness, Spray, TEAM, Treatment, vaccine, VaxCraft, viral infections

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Atoq’s Semi-Spicy Yet Smooth Vanilla Adventure in Patch 1.19.3

1.19.3, Adventure, application, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, Community, content creators, Creative, custom origins, Discord, Events, Gaming, java, Lore, Modded, multiplayer, music maker, Patch, Polls, Private, SemiSpicy, Smooth, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Votes:	2341	Love Letters Sent:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old world
Events	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Version	Java v1.19.3
Origins	Custom origins and beliefs

Join our server on Discord

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist. You can do so by filling out the application form available on our Discord server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, we require all players to be at least 18 years old to join the server.

3. What are the rules of the server?

We have a set of rules that all players must follow, including no griefing, respecting other players, and using appropriate language. The full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but they must be approved by the staff before use. Unauthorized mods may result in a ban.

5. How often are events held on the server?

We host regular events and polls for the community to participate in. Events are typically held bi-weekly, but this can vary depending on the season.

LuminousCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Battle of wits, Cat and mouse, crime, death note, detective, GENIUS, intelligence, investigation, Justice, Kira, L. Lawliet, l.., light yagami, LuminousCraft, Manga, mind games, Minecraft, morality, psychological thriller, Server, shinigami, Strategic

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	208	Falling into the Void:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be embarking on a quest to prove who is the ultimate genius: Light or L from Death Note!

Picture this: instead of building houses and farming crops, you’ll be using your detective skills to track down your fellow players and uncover their secret roles. Will you be the cunning Light, manipulating others to achieve your goals? Or will you be the enigmatic L, using your intellect to outsmart your opponents?

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed and broken, betrayals are around every corner, and the fate of the server lies in your hands. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your detective skills in a way you’ve never experienced before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP ->28

alone, dependent, gibs, gt28, ISOLATED, isolated individuals, isolated living, lack of opportunities, lack of social support, living off welfare, lonely, mental health issues, Minecraft, no education, no friends, no relationships, PixelatedPals, smp, social isolation, social stigma, societal exclusion, societal norms, Struggling, unemployed

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you spend more time talking to your Minecraft pets than actual humans? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where we guarantee you’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find love (or at least a Minecraft spouse)!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and drama that makes a soap opera look boring. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? And forget about education, you’ll learn everything you need to know about survival in our wild world.

So come join us and escape from your lonely life of gibs and isolation. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player on our server!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father figure, Grief, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, solo therapy, stepfamily, therapy conflict, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, TherapyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	867	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9969
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, resentment, and unresolved issues just like your family!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships just like OP and her mom, stepdad Jim, and half siblings. Will you choose to cry during the virtual wedding or will you stand your ground and refuse to accept Jim as your in-game dad? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in heated arguments with our virtual therapist who will try to make sense of it all while you navigate through family dynamics that are more twisted than a maze in the Nether.

Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world where therapy sessions are just as chaotic as your real-life family drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – because who needs solo therapy when you can join our server instead?

Wedding DramaCraft

Affair, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, Confrontation, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, disloyal, DramaCraft, foundation, friendship, loyalty, relationship, special day, Support, Trust, vindictive, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding preparations

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	718564	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Lisa, Mike, and Tom.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like how OP stumbled upon shocking texts revealing a scandalous affair. Who knows what scandalous secrets you might uncover while mining for diamonds?

Take part in wedding preparations and unravel the truth behind your friends’ relationships. Will you choose to support the bride-to-be or expose the truth and risk being accused of betrayal?

Join us for a wedding like no other, where alliances are tested and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Will you attend the wedding and support your friend, or will you take a stand against deceit and choose to skip the ceremony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you navigate through friendships, love triangles, and unexpected revelations. Join now and be a part of the chaos!

GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, Changes in likes, Changes in preferences, changing perspectives, changing tastes, disinterest, DISLIKES, evolving preferences, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP, losing interest, Matured preferences, Matured tastes, Preferences, Preferences shift, Shift in interests, Shift in priorities

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape reality for a while! Our server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some epic adventures.

So why wait? Join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, because let’s face it, adulthood is overrated.