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Heart Attack Halters

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	294
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Villages Defended:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Animals Bred:	62
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9546	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	141
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

No. 16559653 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Book, Captivating, Covert, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16559653, novel, secret, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6189	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	30	Meteorites Collected:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3103	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you might end up getting kidnapped by a group of mischievous villagers who want to make you their king. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SnoozeTV Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, Entertainment, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Minecraft, must watch, Overlooked, overlooked TV series, series, slept on, smp, SnoozeTV, television, TV critic, TV fan, TV recommendation, TV Review, tv show, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated series, underrated TV show

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magic Items Found:	3880
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is straight fire, like hotter than a creeper explosion! You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s like the Elon Musk of Minecraft, always coming up with crazy inventions like flying pigs and diamond-powered jetpacks.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.

So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!