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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6460 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a 
