New Minecraft Servers 2025

Uno funny compilation Minecraft Servers

Uno funny compilation Minecraft Servers

  • NoWebDevNecessary Minecraft SMP

    NoWebDevNecessary Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 2009
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 492905 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of coding in boring old languages like JavaScript and Python? Are you ready to level up your programming skills in a way that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and learn the ancient art of Rust programming while surviving in a virtual world filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue villagers. Our server is the perfect place to hone your coding skills while also perfecting your block-building techniques.

    But beware, the challenges you’ll face on our server are not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground, guarded by a dragon made entirely of code. Only the bravest and most skilled programmers will be able to defeat this beast and claim the legendary loot hidden within.

    So if you’re ready to take your coding game to the next level and have a blast doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who needs webdev when you can learn Rust in the most epic way possible?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

    InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 6343
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the OP’s inheritance, you’ll have houses, vehicles, stocks, bonds, and even a virtual cat to call your own. And don’t worry, there’s no stepsister asking for handouts here!

    But beware, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Will you be generous with your virtual wealth or will you tell everyone to “F off” just like the OP did? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of inheritance drama and blocky fun. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

    GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 3827
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Zombie Dances: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

    Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAccused

    CraftyAccused
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 8191
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution

    SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 3595
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we cracked the code on neurodevelopmental disorders using SKIN! yep, you heard right, just a lil skin sample from your upper arm and BAM, we can diagnose all them rare disorders. our PERSYST study is like no other, we’re basically skin wizards over here. so if you wanna be part of something groundbreaking and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!

    SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 6340
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Potions Brewed: 93 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Supernaluna Minecraft Server

    Season Season 2
    Launch Date 07/06/24
    Website Play.Supernaluna.Com
    Discord https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

    Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to kick off the new season with!

    Features:

    Important Rules:

    • No Griefing or Stealing
    • PvP must always be consensual
    • NO x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
    • Zero tolerance for hate speech

    Contact:

    • Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord if you have any questions

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist on the server? No, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
    Are there any age restrictions? The server is for adults, but mature younger players may be considered.
    Can I use mods on the server? Only approved mods are allowed. No hacked clients or cheating mods.
    What happens if I break the rules? Depending on the severity, you may be warned, temporarily banned, or permanently banned.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4679
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6614 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a sushi roll dipped in rainbow sauce – totally unique and full of flavor!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where Japanese endings are celebrated like never before. Our players have been known to perform elaborate tea ceremonies to honor the conclusion of each game, complete with origami swans and chanting monks.

    But beware, gaijins (foreigners) have been known to struggle with understanding the beauty of our Japanese endings. Some say it’s because they lack the cultural depth to appreciate it, while others believe it’s simply because they haven’t eaten enough sushi.

    So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with samurais, geishas, and maybe even a Godzilla or two, then come join our server. Just be prepared to leave your boring old Minecraft ways behind and embrace the madness of our Japanese-inspired world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OverItMinecraftSMP

    OverItMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 886
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

    MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 8020
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Animals Bred: 86
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

    But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

    So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

    NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7445
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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