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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4645 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7283 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
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