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Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

Awful, blocky, Blunders, DATING, emotional fulfillment, escapism, feminine energy, hilarious, hobbies, introspection, IRL, online content, personal growth, realization, Realizations, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Streamers, virtual reality, Void, Vtubers, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

90s, Arcade, Childhood, classic, console, Crafty, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, innovation, Interactive, lol, McLaughingtons, Memories, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Retro, Shack, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual reality, well

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

America, Attack, catastrophe, Crafty, CREW, crisis management., Daniel Hagari, Edition, emergency, emergency preparations, Finisher, heads up notices, hezbollah, Hospitals, idf, Instructions, international relations, iran, lolz, Military, one way flights, press conference, Public Safety, rumor, SCHOOLs, security measures

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

14-hour Broadcast, Balmung, Chat, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Empyreum, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, General news, In-game Events, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, Marilith, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Previous Expansion, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Shirogane, Ward 11, Ward 13, Ward 16, XIV, xivg, Zalera

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Blocky Autism Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, autism, Awareness, blocky, Challenges, Communication, compassion, differently abled, education, Empathy, inclusion, Individuality, neurodiversity, sensory processing, Social Skills, special needs, Stereotypes, stigma, Strengths, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	32
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Potions Brewed:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

Anime, Communication, culture, dialogue, English, film, Foreign, Interpretation, japanese, Language, linguistics, localization, Media, Multilingual, speak, SUBS, Subtitles, subtitling, SushiCraft, television, translation, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

Anime, COSPLAY, desire, dream, Erotica, fan fiction, FANTASY, fetish, fictional character, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, hentai, indulgence, jerked off, lustful, Manga, Naughty, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual fantasy, Steves, taboo, video games, wet

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

controversial, Crafty, dumb, Edgy, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Kek, Kingdom, LOLOL, meme, mudsharks, offensive, personal experience, sarcasm, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, top kek, trending, trolling, viral

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Star Shards Collected:	131	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

BlockyBullyz

BlockyBullyz, bullying, Cyber Security, cyberbully awareness, cyberbully prevention, cyberbully support, cyberbullying, digital bullying, digital harassment, Digital World, Harassment, Holobully, hologram, internet, mental health, online bullying, online safety, social media, Technology, virtual bullying, virtual reality

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

battle pass, content-updates, Dash, Disney, disney speedstorm, free unlock, Gaming Community, ign, in-app purchases, in-game purchases, kart, mario kart 8, MAYHEM, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile game, monetization changes, new events, new season, Online Multiplayer, racing game, real money, Steamboat Pete, upset players, virtual currency

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2020

Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!