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YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cyprus, Cyprus-Israel relations, CyprusCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, military intervention, Minecraft, political tension, potential conflict, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, Terrorism, Threats, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6979	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	236
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

all-out war, civilian sites, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military confrontation, military sites, Minecraft, national security, political instability, Propaganda, regional crisis, security threat, Surveillance, Tension, video footage, Warning

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

celebration, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Eating, feast, FINAL, final layer, Food, holiday, humans, LAYER, layered dish, Meal, meat, multi-layered dish, Poultry, poultry dish, Stuffed, Thanksgiving, tradition, turducken, TurduckenCraft, unique dish

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

1.12.2, dark ages, Dark Ages Server, Discord, DYNASTY, Dynastycraft, Earth, Earth Factions, Earthfactions, Earthmap, Earthsmp, Earthtowny, Factions, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval Minecraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Official, Server, Survival, Technicpack, Technicpack Modpack, Towny, Tree, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

adventuers, Applications, armor rates, battlefield, BladeSMP, capabilities, chicken, Community, Cracked, Destroyed, DOMINATE, Fancy, Forge, Gear, Journey, legend, plug-in, power, PvP, smp, strength, SUPPORTS, Ultimate, Unique, world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5345
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!

TinyCraft Minecraft Server

Actors, Casting, discrimination, Diversity, Entertainment, equality, film industry, Hollywood, inclusion, little people, marginalized communities, Minecraft, movies, opportunities, Perspectives, representation, Server, short stature, social change, Stereotypes, storytelling, tinycraft, underrepresented

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2955	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	New Chunks Explored:	267640
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Votes:	7805

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with tiny villages, miniature mobs, and pint-sized adventures. Why settle for regular-sized creepers when you can have adorable mini creepers that you can punt across the map? And don’t even get us started on the tiny villagers – they’re so cute you’ll want to squish them (but please don’t, they have families to feed).

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground kingdom of gnomes who are always throwing the wildest parties. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a pickaxe and a sense of humor (gnomes love a good joke). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary leprechaun treasure hidden deep within the mines. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the world of Minecraft in a whole new (and hilariously tiny) way. Just watch out for the tiny dragons – they may be small, but they’re feisty little buggers.

WatchDad Minecraft Server

awkwardness, bbq, brisket, Confrontation, CVS, drug addiction, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, luxury watch, Minecraft, new boyfriend, reconciliation, Recovery, Replacement, ribs, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, smoker, teddy bear, theft, WatchDad

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	127	Crops Grown:	1741
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful BBQ with no annoying siblings showing up uninvited. Join us and avoid awkward family encounters like the one where Ashley tried to guilt-trip us into sharing a luxury watch with her.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any sob stories or stolen watches – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. So come on over and leave the family drama behind!

SwiftTicketFlipper

aita, Apology, aunt, BETRAYAL, face value, family, Friends, MONEY, PhD student, profit, public opinion, reaction, relationship, super bowl, SwiftTicketFlipper, Taylor Swift, ticket, true colors, uncle, wrongdoing

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and betrayal in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our server is filled with fun and laughter, unlike that cousin who sold your concert ticket behind your back.

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about PhD students trying to make a quick buck off your hard-earned tickets. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who would never dream of pulling a stunt like that.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us – because life’s too short to deal with shady relatives.