MineCrafty McFuckery

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

TrippyCraft

attraction, BBC, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, gf, Intimacy, kink, Lesbian, Pleasure, satisfaction, seeking, sexual, taboo, Threesome, tribadism, tribbing, TrippyCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

blocks, butt, Competitive Gaming, creeper, esports, fighting games, Future, game development, Gaming, kicking, Punching, Tekken, Tekken balance, Tekken characters, Tekken community, Tekken fanbase, Tekken franchise, Tekken gameplay, Tekken mechanics, Tekken meta, Tekken players, Tekken strategies, Tekken tournaments, Tekken updates, TekkenCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	118
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ores Mined:	5783	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

#youtube, BEWARE, Black Delivery Driver, BoomerCraft, civil rights, controversy, crime, Delivery, discrimination, drivers, fear, hate crime, injustice, Justice, law enforcement, media coverage, News, racial tensions, racism, social media, society, violence, viral video, White Boomer

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Farms Harvested:	498
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky Booty Bash

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

2016, aliens, Community, Defenders, Defending, Defense, funny, Gaming, humor, internet, meme, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, shitter, shitters, strategy, Trolls, video games, XCOM, XCOM fans, Xcom2, XCOM3

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	280	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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