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ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin SMP

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, FBJCMYSXCBT5KKFD1J97LTJ2, friendlist, genshin, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GENSHINSUMMERNIGHT, gig, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, NAJEWZTD7XD5, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	4169
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Have you ever wanted to team up with a group of players who have the creativity of a mad scientist and the humor of a stand-up comedian? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who will keep you laughing until you cry.

From epic battles with creepers to building ridiculous structures that defy all logic, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of fun. And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host, like the “Summertide Scales and Tales” where players have to collect rare items while dodging fire-breathing dragons.

So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

CriaryCraft Minecraft Server

CriaryCraft, Diary, emotional coping, emotional management, EMOTIONAL OUTLET, emotional release, emotional tracking, family arguments, family communication, family dynamics, keeping track, Minecraft, parental intervention, Petty, privacy invasion, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling fights, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage emotions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	226	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	3662	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Votes:	1282	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Items Found:	3949	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you release your pent-up emotions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where every fit thrown by your little brother is transformed into a hilarious Minecraft event. From crying over breakfast choices to refusing to bring a jacket to Florida, we’ve got it all covered. Dive into the Criary, where every fit is documented for your amusement.

But beware, revealing the Criary to your little brother may result in epic battles and even more fits. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Who needs privacy when you have a Minecraft server full of laughs and drama?

So, are you ready to join the madness? Come on in and let the fun begin!

NoKiddieWatch2021

attitude, aunts, babysitter, Babysitting, Boundaries, college, Communication, DMV, family, Favor, Frustration, Kids, mental health, NoKiddieWatch2021, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Siblings, summer break, Unpaid

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	6384
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6675
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!

PixelPleaser69

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Crops Grown:	7635
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Forget about women’s misconceptions, on our server, we have lava pits that will really get your heart racing. And don’t even get us started on our collection of rare diamond blocks – who needs flowers when you can have bling, am I right?

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders and zombies, where the only thing that will be rising is your excitement level. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the most legendary treasure of all – a block of cheese! Because who needs a fancy dinner date when you can have a cheesy snack while conquering the virtual world?

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the thrill of adventure waiting for you. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

KillFameCraft

Assassination, Celebrity, danger, Fame, fame consequences, fame dangers, fame downsides, fame drawbacks, fame hazards, fame risks, high-profile, KillFameCraft, murder plot, PARANOIA, Protection, public figure, SECURITY, Stardom, Target, threat

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Dimension Hops:	6
Farms Harvested:	390	Void Gems Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	48	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so, like, come join dis server, right? it’s like, totally cray cray. like, if you’re, like, super famous, people gonna be tryin’ to kill you all the time. but, like, that’s the fun of it, ya know? it’s like a real life drama show, but in minecraft.

we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.

and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.

so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Yonderland

8-year old map, Anarchy, Discord, Exploration, Incendium, Loot, megastructures, Nullscape, Quality-of-life plugins, semi anarchy, Survival, uncharted chunks, Unique Map, Vanilla, Viaversion, William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld, world generation mods

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Yonderland is a semi-anarchy survival server with a unique 8-year old map. The world evolved using several different world generation mods and is an experiment in combining anarchy play with a world full of huge megastructures and other surprises dotting the landscape.

With so much to see, Yonderland is a great map for exploration. Loot a giant megabuild, or move into it. As always, uncharted chunks await you (currently using William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld for the overworld + Incendium for the Nether and Nullscape for the End dimension).

Other than the terrain and a few minor quality-of-life plugins, the server is basically vanilla – no Server Essentials or economy mods and it will probably stay that way. Version is currently 1.20.2 but the Viaversion plugin is installed so you can play on any version.

Check the discord for more info.

yonderland.dedimc.io

The Mangled Tangles: Where you can roleplay your way through chaos and epic fails! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventures, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Brewing, Chaos, Consumables, Cook, Development, Epic, Equipment, facsimiles, Fails, Fish, jumping puzzles, magical effects, mangled, Paper, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Suggestions, symbols, Tangles, WATCHMAKER

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	New Chunks Explored:	57043
Emeralds Found:	1550	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	141	Potions Brewed:	110

The Tangles Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The Tangles is a new Minecraft server offering a unique RPG experience. Battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, navigate factions, and strive to become as strong as possible. Choose from various roles like Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook. Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden treasures to enhance your adventures.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server live?	Yes, the server is currently active.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Discord for the server at https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q for updates, suggestions, questions, and to connect with other players.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is tangles.mcserver.us.

CraftyCover Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, comics, cover art, CraftyCover, creativity, design, disconnected title page, favorite title pages, graphic novels, illustration, Manga, manga aesthetics, manga art, manga chapters, manga covers, manga design, manga illustrations, Minecraft, Server, Story, storytelling, Title pages, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Farms Harvested:	171
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just throw you into the game without any pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server starts each gameplay session with a dramatic title page that will leave you on the edge of your seat, wondering what crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret love for manga and insists on starting every battle with a dramatic title page reveal. Trust us, you’ve never seen a boss fight quite like this before.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of title page drama. See you in the game!

WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

1984, book 1984, Censorship, Conspiracy, Deal, fastkun, Gitmo, jannies, leadership, military tribunal, Minecraft, phastmensch, rat out, repent, smp, WebbedPhastLife, Webseite, Words

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mines Excavated:	1230
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz

Argument, aunt, birthday buddies, birthday celebration, Blessing, brunch, Communication, cookout, emotional crutch, exclusion, family, Friends, GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz, Girlfriend, grown man, IMPORTANCE, Plans, reschedule, Tension, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3167	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for epic birthday parties filled with cake, presents, and explosive surprises!

Need a reason to join? Well, on our server, we understand the importance of birthday traditions. Just like the player who shared his birthday with his aunt and refused to reschedule brunch for anyone else, we value family bonds and special moments. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where emotional crutches are used as party favors?

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might even get to blow up a creeper-shaped pinata or ride a cake-shaped rollercoaster. Just remember, on our server, birthdays are taken seriously – but not too seriously that we can’t have a good laugh about it all!