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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4698 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)