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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8727 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 75 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 553 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.