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Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	553

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyMemes – #420

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	1140
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!