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Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1292	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

BlockyRentHikeCraft

affordable housing, BlockyRentHikeCraft, college, cost of living, economic disparity, financial hardship, financial struggle, housing affordability, housing market, income inequality, inflation, living expenses, minimum wage, North Carolina, rental prices, studio apartment, wage disparity, wage gap, wage growth, wage increase, wage stagnation.

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2676	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	230676
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

MineHouse Network

Ad, bedrock, Claim, Contact, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, family, free, Friends, Indian, pe, Play, PORT, Property, Rixstongamer, Survival, Top, Trouble, Updates, voting system

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24

Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

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A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8287	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

Server Details:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
Location: Montreal, Canada
Difficulty: Hard.
Rule(s): No Cheating

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

achievement, action, collective progress, Confronting, Contribution, ethical decision-making, Ethical Responsibility, Evils, evils of the world, Final End, global impact, Global Issues, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, Interference, Minecraft, moral duty, personal growth, Positive Change, Server, social justice, societal change, thought, world

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Votes:	5580
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, amazing, browsing, cybersecurity, digital privacy, DNS, internet security, Minecraft, network management, network security, online advertising, online security, pihole, privacy, Protection, smp, software, software tool, Tech, Technology, Tracking, website blocker, wow

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	146	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

anti-social behavior, AntiSocCraft, antisocial, Behavior, Communication, extrovert, Introvert, ISOLATION, LONER, mental health, mental illness, NoobNook, Personality, Psychological, self isolation, Shy.., social anxiety, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

#covert operations, Attack, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, extremist groups, Hamas, HamasCraft, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, Négotiation, PersuadeIranAttack, Persuasion, political agenda, regional instability, secret documents, security threat, strategy, Terrorism

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Farms Harvested:	972	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever