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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9810 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Our scientists have discovered dis insane biological mechanism that’ll make yo breast cancer run for da hills! Imagine fightin’ off cancer cells with a diamond sword, takin’ down tumors like they’re creepers in da night. It’s like a freakin’ Minecraft miracle, man!
So come join us on dis wild ride and be a part of somethin’ truly epic. Who knew savin’ lives could be dis much fun? Plus, we got free cookies at spawn. Can’t beat dat, amirite? Let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time!