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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4067 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape when suddenly, you stumble upon a group of holomems and Stars dancing together in perfect sync. It’s like a virtual rave party, but with blocky characters and pickaxes!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find the legendary Diamond Star Sword, rumored to have the power to summon a giant holographic dragon to fight by your side. Who needs a regular old pet wolf when you can have a freaking dragon?!
So what are you waiting for, /vt/? Join our server now and become part of the most epic alliance in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because who doesn’t love tacos, amirite?