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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1951 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 4366 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
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