united state meme Minecraft Servers

united state meme Minecraft Servers

  • FridaysWithNoHubbyTV

    FridaysWithNoHubbyTV
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 3598
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being banished to the basement just to watch your favorite show while your husband sulks upstairs? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can watch RuPaul’s Drag Race to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and build your own fabulous drag race runway, complete with glitter, glam, and all the drama you can handle.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also create your own workout area to get those muscles pumping, a laundry room to keep your clothes clean, and endless storage space for all your Minecraft treasures. And if your husband dares to complain, just build him a cozy bedroom where he can sulk in peace while you slay the runway.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner drag queen shine! Who knows, maybe RuPaul himself will make a guest appearance and crown you the ultimate Minecraft queen. It’s time to sashay away from the drama and into a world of creativity and fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MediaVanished Minecraft SMP

    MediaVanished Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7625
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6076 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 837380 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, if all social media just poofed outta existence, I would totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, imagine a world where you can’t scroll through Insta or TikTok, but you can build a giant chicken farm with your friends in Minecraft! And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So like, forget about Snapchat and Twitter, come join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures! #MinecraftSMP4Life 🐔🎉💎🍪

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MorallyCrafted

    MorallyCrafted
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7144
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pondering life’s deepest philosophical questions while playing Minecraft? Then come join our server where we throw all moral dilemmas out the window and just focus on having a good time!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the confines of society’s moral constraints and just let loose. Want to steal your friend’s diamonds? Go for it! Want to prank your fellow players with elaborate traps? We encourage it!

    Join us and be part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Who needs a clear understanding of good and bad when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mite Evolution: The Meselson Effect

    Mite Evolution: The Meselson Effect
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 8812
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 155 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Villages Defended: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, come join our minecraft server where we got mites that have survived for millions of years WITHOUT SEX. like, what even?? these mites be evolving like crazy, with their two chromosome copies doing some freaky independent evolution shiz. it’s like the mites are on some next level stuff, thanks to the ‘Meselson effect’.

    if you wanna see some insane evolution in action, come join us on the server. who needs sex when you got mites defying all odds and surviving for millions of years? it’s like a soap opera, but with mites. trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and witness the mite evolution extravaganza!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Solarion SMP

    Solarion SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4722
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Ores Mined: 8055 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 191 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    About Season 5
    Season 5 started at midnight 1/10/25. We had 45 players for launch, ranging from 25-40 players currently. This season has a naturally formed a couple of factions, but we have a lot of solo-basers as well. Lively voice chats, people always chatting, active community. We have a diamond economy/player-ran/plot-based shopping district and a games district nearby. If you’re into cool redstone games or casinos, come check out our gaming district, where players can add whatever games they want! We have a community center with mailboxes and a starter area upstairs, and an Event sign-up area! Join us for our newest event, build battle for our nether portal at shopping district!
    18+ Community
    Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or a newcomer looking for a multiplayer adventure, we welcome you to join our community! Server is hosted from AZ, US but we have players from all around the globe!
    Datapacks
    There are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server, but we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: Drop Heads – Players always drop their head when killed by another player. Mobs have a chance of dropping their heads when killed by a player. Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort. Axgraves – Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death. Simple VoiceChat – Optional but Encouraged! Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other. Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands & make item frames invisible! PlayerSleep – Only 10% of online players needs to sleep to skip the night. We offer a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of the world in your web browser.

    🌼 Join Us! 🌼

    To request to join our server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with our rules & put effort into your application so we can get to know you better! In the event that your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

    https://discord.gg/solarion

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShallowCraft Land 1.20.4

    ShallowCraft Land 1.20.4
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 4076
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the existential crisis of your shallow and performative life!

    Build your own world where the false-self can’t touch you and the true-self can thrive!

    Don’t question reality, just mine diamonds and build epic structures that will make you forget about your lack of depth of character!

    Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and pretend everything is fine? Join now and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neighborly Crafters 1.21.4

    Neighborly Crafters 1.21.4
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 4248
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like when the manga title starts with ‘tonari…’ – you know it’s gonna be epic and full of surprises!

    Dude, on this server, you’ll be living next to some crazy builds that will blow your mind! It’s like stepping into a whole new world of creativity and madness.

    And let me tell you, the community here is lit AF! You’ll be making friends left and right, bonding over your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ‘tonari…’ magic for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block World Odyssey 1.21.4

    Block World Odyssey 1.21.4
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 9960
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about /b/, come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the most daring players can find.

    Our staff members are all trained in the ancient art of meme magic, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

    Plus, our custom mini-games will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about whatever nonsense is happening on /b/ right now.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some chaos together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StrangeSMPObservations

    StrangeSMPObservations
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 3801
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 New Chunks Explored: 220084
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a crazy circus of chaos and fun! Like, one time I saw a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies. Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they only play dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLoveSleepers

    CraftyLoveSleepers
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2502
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action happens – in the bedroom! That’s right, on our server, colleagues are constantly sleeping together in the most scandalous ways possible. From secret rendezvous in the mines to steamy encounters in the Nether, you never know what kind of workplace romance you’ll stumble upon next. So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to mix business with pleasure, come join us and see where the night takes you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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