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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6465 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Potions Brewed: | 183 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing and crying tears of joy. Our characters are so great, they make Shakespeare look like a beginner playwright. And our world? It’s like a delicious meal for your eyes and soul.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, sorry, no brains for you).