Union Army – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks
american history, battlefield, battlefield tour, Civil, civil war, Confederate Army, Crafty, famous quotes, Gettysblocks, gettysburg, hindsight, historical landmark, historical site, lesson learned, military strategy, military tactics, mistakes in war, Observation, Pennsylvania, robert e. lee, strategic errors, Union Army, uphill battle, War, war memorial
Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?
Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.
And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.
Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

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DadlessDance Minecraft Server
absentee father, co parenting, custody, DadlessDance, deadbeat dad, Disappointment, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, father daughter dance, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly duties, fatherly love, Minecraft, Niece, school events, Server, sibling support, surprise visits
Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!
Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.
Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

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Honeymoon Suite Hoarder
destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning
Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

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ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP
backhanded compliment, barbed compliment, Compliment, ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP, disguised insult, double meaning, fake praise, hidden criticism, insincere praise, insinuating compliment, insult, passive aggressive, sarcastic compliment, sly remark, sneaky insult, snide remark, subtle jab, twisted compliment, two-faced comment, underhanded compliment, veiled insult
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!
And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.
So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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FoodRegretMC
adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

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CraftySummit Minecraft Server
#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats
so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

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Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare
#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers
Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

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Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution
Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

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Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2
1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking
Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

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FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server
arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.
Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.
Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

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