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UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP

degrading comments, derogatory language, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, hurtful words, Insecurity, internalized shame, mental health, Minecraft, negative self-talk, personal insults, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, Unintelligent, UnintelligentCunt

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

Creeper-in-Chief2020

administration, America, Analysis, controversial, CreeperinChief2020, Damage, DIVISIVE, Economy, Government, historical, History, Impact, leadership, Legacy, modern president, perspective, policies, Politics, post WW2, society, united states

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Votes:	3320
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!

MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!

authoritarian regime, controversial election, Democracy, disputed results, election results, electoral authority, exit polls, Fun, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft2020, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Presidential election, socialist leader, south america, term, Venezuela, Vote, voter turnout, wins third term

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.

JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?

RandomCraft – Not Actually Random

BELIEF, causality, chance, chaos theory, Coincidence, destiny, determinism, fate, interconnectedness, Order, patterns, Perception, philosophy, Probability, Psychology, Random, randomcraft, serendipity, synchronicity, uncertainty, unpredictability

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest of them all!

imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies drop pizza when u kill them. yep, that’s the kind of madness u can expect on our server.

we have a secret underground base where u can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil unicorns. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for u to collect.

if u wanna join a server that’s more bonkers than a pack of deranged endermen, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u enter our world, there’s no going back. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SoledCraft Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Survival BoxPvP Practice SkyWars Gens Minigames PvP Economy Custom Creative Factions Roleplay Adventure Parkour Hardcore Quests Skyblock Vanilla Modded Pixelmon

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

SoledCraft is a Semi-Premium Network designed for you to have fun, we have the Survival Semi-Custom 1.20.4, BoxPvP, Practice 1.8.9, SkyWars 1.8.9 modes and we are working on the new Gens mode, come play we guarantee you fun!

play.soledcraft.net:25549

MCSnips2 – The modded server where the whitelist is so exclusive, even the code can’t get in! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, Animals, Biomancy, Builder, Code, DIMENSION, Dungeons, exclusive, Explore, freedom, invite, Loot, MCSnips2, Modded, Mystery, Nether, oceans, Redemption, Server, Story, Trains, Trees, Whitelist, wildlife

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Emeralds Found:	4640	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

Feature	Description
Builder’s Paradise	Transform your environment with various building options to create a base camp.
Dynamic Trees with Fruit	Explore lush forests with unique, fruit-bearing trees and wildlife.
Cute Animals	Encounter and befriend adorable creatures on your journey.
Create with Trains	Design and operate machinery and railway systems in the uncharted land.
Deeper Oceans	Dive into vast oceans with secrets and marine life.
Higher Nether Roof	Ascend to new heights in the Nether with endless possibilities.
Biomancy	Manipulate life with Biomancy for an edge in your quest.
Yung’s Better Everything	Uncover enhanced structures and unique treasures on every expedition.

Contact us for an invite and join the adventure in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, redemption, and discovery await. Accept the challenge and earn your freedom!

FAQ

How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

Message us anywhere for an invite to the server.

What type of world can I expect to explore?

You will encounter diverse landscapes, lush forests, deep oceans, and mysterious Nether regions in this season.

Are there special challenges or missions to complete?

Yes, there are hidden clues, custom dungeons, and the quest to uncover the Warp Stone to earn your freedom.

Can I build and customize my own base camp?

Absolutely! Utilize various building options and resources to create your ultimate base camp.

MaduroCraft Minecraft Server

continent, Corruption, crimes, Crisis, Dictatorship, Flooding, HUMAN RIGHTS, instability, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Migration, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, POVERTY, Refugees, Server, shitty, socialism, south america, Venezuelan election

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Tired of dealing with pesky Venezuelan refugees causing chaos in your virtual world? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and help build a virtual wall to keep those troublemakers out. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a llama army to defend your base. So come on, join the fun and help us keep our Minecraft world safe from those sneaky refugees!

SweatySMP: People who exercise are usually somewhat hot by virtue of being… Minecraft SMP

athletes, attractive, Being, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, hot, Minecraft, NBA players, olympics, people, Physical fitness, rugby players, runners, smp, sought after, sports, strength, SweatySMP, swimmers, Training, Village, Virtue, wellness

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by virtual Olympian athletes who are so hot, they make the lava in the Nether jealous! Our swimmers glide through the water like dolphins, our runners move so fast they leave a trail of flames behind them, our rugby players tackle creepers like they’re nothing, and our NBA players dunk on Endermen with style. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this smokeshow of a server? Come join us and get ready to be dazzled by the virtual eye candy!

BabyBlockerz

baby clothes, BabyBlockerz, caretaking responsibilities, emotional reactions, emotional triggers, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family meetings, family relationships, GROUNDED, misophonia, older siblings, parenting promises, pregnancy announcement, sibling care, sibling responsibilities, ungrateful, younger siblings

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Emeralds Found:	2449
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a box full of baby clothes. But don’t worry, it’s not what you think! We don’t actually make you take care of babies in the game (thank goodness). We just like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, ya know?

And get this – if you start crying in the game, you might trigger some secret misophonia levels that will challenge your gaming skills like never before. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with a twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (hopefully more laughing though).

Plus, our server is full of surprises, just like the announcement from your mom. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come join us and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle it all. And remember, in our world, being “ungrateful” might just be the key to success.

SquareDanceSMP – Why4thGrade?

4th grade, american history, childhood education, childhood memories, cultural activities, cultural heritage, curriculum, education, folk dances, group dances, music and movement, physical education, Physical fitness, school activities, Social Skills, social traditions, square dance, SquareDanceSMP, teamwork, traditional dances, US schools, Why4thGrade

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old school dances like the square dance? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host epic dance parties every night in the virtual world! Who needs square dancing when you can bust a move with your blocky avatar and show off your sick dance skills to all your fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that if you dance well enough, you might just summon a secret disco ball that drops rare loot! So come join us and leave those square dancing days in the past where they belong.

DreamCrafters United

achievement, Ambitions, aspirations, career, Desires, DreamCrafters, dreams, fulfillment, Future, goals, Happiness, inspiration, life dream, Men, motivation, Passion, personal growth, purpose, reddit, self improvement, success, United

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchantments Applied:	141
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to go to work and pay bills? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your wildest dreams can come true! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and live out your most ridiculous life dreams in blocky form!