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SnoozeCraft: Where Advent’s Stream is the Ultimate Insomnia Cure!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the boredom of watching Advent’s stream and join in on the WILDEST adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of ROGUE llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and are on a mission to CONQUER all other servers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of WACKY villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of party-loving villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most INSANE Minecraft community on the internet. Who needs boring streams when you can have LLAMA battles and villager parties instead?

ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	991133
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of playing on lame servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST… in a good way!

Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, bugs, and explosions at every turn. Our mods are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest players dare to venture down there!

So why waste your time on a boring console when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Borecraft: The Award-Winning Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of playing the same old boring games on your Nintendo Switch? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers. True story. If you join our server, you might just stumble upon some crazy shenanigans like that too!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you read that right. DIAMONDS. Who needs boring old mining when you can just follow a sparkly unicorn around and collect precious gems?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MetriCraft: The Prime Server – where Metroid fans unite to prove the haters wrong! #minecraft #overrated #lolzy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Tired of hearing all the hype about Metroid Prime? Come join our Minecraft server and leave those overrated space adventures behind! Our server is so epic, even Samus herself wanted to trade in her power suit for a pickaxe. We have custom-built worlds that will make your jaw drop faster than a Chozo artifact. And forget about boring old bosses like Ridley and Mother Brain, we’ve got creepers and zombies that will make you wish you had your own arm cannon. So say goodbye to Metroid Prime and hello to the most legendary Minecraft server in the galaxy!

2nd Person Craft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Votes:	215

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	182	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crops Grown:	4686
Mines Excavated:	2144	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	626314	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8435	Dragon Eggs Found:	7573
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

MineMotiv8rCraft

Accountability, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, encouragement, Focus, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, MineMotiv8rCraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, self improvement, success, Support

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	6837
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	4741	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!