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BlockyHub Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Towns Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	600	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Potions Brewed:	130

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Endless Night Skies:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9095
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	608090
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!