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BridgeBattle Minecraft Server

ATACMS missiles, Attack, Black sea, BridgeBattle, claimed attack, Conflict, Crimea, Crimean Bridge, Defense, eastern europe, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, missile defense, missile strike, nato, russia, russians, SECURITY, Server, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Potions Brewed:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more explosions than the crimean bridge when it got attacked by 12 atacms missiles. u wanna see some crazy sh*t? come build ur own bridge and see if it can withstand our epic explosions. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a bridge out of nothing but dirt and tears. join now for the most explosive experience of ur life.

CraftyKremlinPeace

Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinPeace, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, government relations, international relations, Kremlin ally, military intervention, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political allies, regional stability, russia, scuffle, Ukraine

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlin ally belarus in all its glory! we bring peace to all the land with our epic scuffles and battles! join us for a wild ride of building, fighting, and making friends with belarusian villagers who just want peace in the midst of chaos! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure yet!

RenaissanceFestCraft

art, Artisans, celebration, costumes, Cultural, Dance, Entertainment, fair, FESTIVAL, historical, History, jousting, Medieval, Music, Performers, Period, reenactment, Renaissance, renaissance fair, RenaissanceFestCraft, tradition

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimension Hops:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

lol join our epic minecraft server where every day is a renaissance festival! u can dress up as a knight and slay dragons or pretend to be a fancy lady and sip tea with the villagers. we even have a special quest where u have to find the lost golden chicken nugget of doom! trust us, it’s a thing. also, our admin is a talking cow named mr. moo who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

CraftyHappinessMC

Crafty, CraftyHappinessMC, creative activities, creative expression, creative hobbies, emotional well being, feel better, getting creative, happier, Happiness, life satisfaction, mental health, mindfulness, Painting, PEERS, positive effects, self-care, Sewing, stress relief, study, well-being

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can get CREATIVE and feel HAPPIER than ever before! Like seriously, dis study found dat doin creative stuff like sewing or painting can make u feel like a freakin ROCKSTAR in life. So why not join dis server and unleash ur inner PICASSO while building crazy cool stuff with ur homies? Trust me, u won’t regret it! Plus, who knows, maybe u’ll even find a magical unicorn in da game and ride off into da sunset together. So what are u waiting for? Join now and start living ur best crafty life!

RigoloSMP – The vanilla server where the only thing wilder than the community is the Minecraft world itself! Join now!

Adventure, bedrock, Chill, Community, Cracked, Friends, Join, Minecraft, RigoloSMP, Season, Server, smp, success, Vanilla, Whitelist, WILDER, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	149
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	4737
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla
Community	Chill
Player Types	Cracked and Bedrock players allowed

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above and the server admin will whitelist you.

Q: What version is the server running?

A: The server is running on version 1.21.

Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?

A: The server is entirely vanilla.

Q: Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?

A: Yes, cracked and Bedrock players are allowed to join the server.

LooxMax Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, AGGRESSIVE, bullying, Cruel, cyberbullying, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, LooxMax, looxmaxxxxing, mean, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, provoking, retard, Server, Taunting, unkind

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the looxmaxxxxing retards out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP

achievement, Competition, contemplation, deep thoughts, deserving, determination, inspiration, introspection, Life, Losers, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, Reflection, Religion, self improvement, success, WINNERS, WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP, winning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	4705
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	6191
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where winning in life is the ultimate goal…unless you don’t deserve it! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, unexpected twists, and questionable life lessons straight from every single religion and philosophy out there.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas in top hats appears, challenging you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden carrot. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who claim to hold the key to unlocking the true meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s all about building epic structures in Minecraft).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling a giant squid boss in a disco-themed underwater arena or participate in a heated debate with a group of sentient cacti about the best way to brew potions? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good laugh along the way?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama – it’s time to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, winning isn’t always what it seems…but hey, at least you’ll have a ton of fun trying!

ExCraft Family Drama

amusement park, birthday celebrations, blended family, Boundaries, child support, co parenting, Communication, custody, Drama, emotional labor, ex-partner, ExCraft, family, family dynamics, family outings, father figure, Fatherhood, holiday activities, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	1861	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some crazy fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life baby mama drama and enjoy building, exploring, and battling creepers!

Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoasters at an amusement park. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure like a forgotten birthday present!

Don’t worry about adopting any extra kids or dealing with angry exes here. Just focus on crafting your dream world and having a blast with your virtual sons, Jamie and Jayden. Who needs a real family when you have a Minecraft family full of blocky fun?

So come join us and leave the drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to bring enough pickaxes for mining!

DreamyNightmaresMC SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, DreamyNightmaresMC, fear, Ghosts, Haunting, Horror, Monsters, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., surreal, Terror, unsettling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most epic and absurd challenges in the blocky world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

FriYAYCraft

Chill, end of the week, Escape, EXCITEMENT, freedom, FRIDAY, FriYAYCraft, Fun, Good Vibes, Happiness, happy hour, joy, leisure, long weekend, positive energy, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, stress relief, TGIF, unwind, weekend

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Friday night party that will make you forget all about the work week! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it low on the dance floor.

We’ve got a secret underground club where you can battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players. And if you win, you get a diamond helmet that gives you mad dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a zombie do the moonwalk like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hang on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits, and try not to lose your lunch (or your diamonds)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the party begin! Who needs a boring Friday night when you can be getting down with skeletons and partying with pigs?