Unhealthy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

Therapy, emotional, Unhealthy, patience, counseling

Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

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OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

OshiDrillCraft, obsessive behavior, idol culture, creepy, DRILLS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

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CreeperCraft: “I Am Addicted to Coca-Cola”

Sugar, Popular, Habit, indulgence, question..

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Yes, you heard that right, our sheep can actually hold a conversation with you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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CraftyChubz: Shape-shifting Minecraft Adventure. Befriend the blocks, flex those pixels. #NoBodyShame #PixelPals

societal standards, weight bias, self love, body image, plus size

Are you tired of being surrounded by all those chunky Minecraft characters? Look no further! Our server is exclusively for skinny legends only. We have a strict “no fats allowed” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants a chunky creeper blowing up their base. Join now for a slimming experience like no other!

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ChickensInSpace: A Minecraft Server for Questioning Life’s Mysteries like ‘why are women so unhealthy?’

women’s immune system, Questioning, women’s sickness, cancelling plans, women’s health issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as women’s health? Look no further, because our server is just like dating – you never know what you’re gonna get! Join us for a rollercoaster of a time as we navigate through the mysterious world of women’s immune systems!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll think you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of canceled dates and naps at all hours of the day. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with the drama! And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why women are always getting sick.

So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only thing you can count on is the unpredictability of women’s health. Who needs stability when you can have chaos, right? See you there, if you can stay awake!

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FrCraft Minecraft Server

Y’a des, ICI, fr, FrCraft, ya

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

oral health, electric toothbrush, toothbrush woes, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

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SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

emotional trauma, Minecraft, toxic relationships, setting boundaries, SassySisNoWedding

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

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SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

partner approval, LGBTQ, parenthood, Dna, SpermCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

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TipsyCraft

hangover, regret, Fun, celebration, Memories

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

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