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ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	233	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	6340
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ores Mined:	4974	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Potions Brewed:	195	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!

SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft

adult responsibilities, adulting, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, growing up, jobless sister, lazy sibling, middle child, older sister, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft, spoiled sibling, toxic family dynamics, Younger Brother

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Emeralds Found:	342
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Animals Bred:	129

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with outrageous quests and insane builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.

Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?

So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!